Unexpected Money Windfall: What Would You Do? | Current Events, Iran Propaganda & Viral Stories | 3/20/26

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Hello, hello. Welcome to this edition of At the Mic, the Friday live stream. I'm your host, Keith Malinak, and I'm so grateful that you took the time to hang out with us today. I'll try to have some fun. wait. First, I got to get this stupid banners over here. I always forget something. There's always one detail that slips my mind. Actually, it's usually more than just one detail that slips my mind. If you know Ben Steiner's mom,

Please let her know, Diane is her name, that I got her beautiful, just a very kind card. Ben, we lost him, a member of this audience back on March 1st, and his mom sent me this sweet card, said this is the only way she communicates. She doesn't have any electronics or anything like that. So if you happen to know Ben Steiner's mom, if you could let her know that her sweet note got here, I also plan.

writing her back. But in the meantime, if anyone knows how to contact her, please do. Just a very kind woman, clearly, who loved her son very much. So send prayers out for Ben's family. Continued, please. Let's see. I wanted to let you guys know that if you missed the Wednesday and Thursday shows this week, because we do this Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday at 3 PM Eastern on X and then

Hero Wes who should you should follow at second floor Dallas over on X He puts up the shows Later that night on YouTube and rumble and then on Spotify Apple, etc, etc the next morning and so Shout out to Wes for getting these awesome shows up and I don't know why every time I put this graphic up y'all I don't know why

I can't get it right. It's like, it's so weird looking, man. But the other hero is Gabby, of course. She runs Instagram. She's at Jeffy Apologist on X and they've been hard at work and I appreciate all of their efforts. But what I started to tell you is that Wednesday, Brad and I, we screwed around for about an hour and then nurse Kimberly Overton joined us for.

Keith Malinak (02:32.078)

The second hour on Wednesday and talked about her experience as a healthcare professional during the kovat nightmare and the fallout from that and how it led her to start her own company independent from the the corporate healthcare world remnant healthcare org is the name of her site if I do recall and Then yesterday if you missed the nephilim show with Derek Olson. my gosh. Did we have some fun? We got into some interesting interesting thoughts around that

you know, let me bring Brad in here. and before I do it though, Brad, I just want to tell everyone, I'm so sorry. The ladies are not here today. As you know, Kelly is, at her son's, bow and arrow thing. And then, and then Rebecca is like, Hey, I have a headache. I can't do it.

feel so good. I don't I don't think I can. I don't think I can stay. I don't feel so good. no, the lights went out to

Hold on, are we? Are we? Hold

I hate this. I'm really, and I can't, I'm falling down the well.

Keith Malinak (03:40.61)

You predicted the lights going out, I'd like to point out. Very, very prescient of you.

That was a little weird, wasn't it?

It was weird. So wait a minute. Do you work for TSA? Are you like calling out now just like Rebecca and Kelly had excuses? Now you've got one too.

know if it's good enough for the dick ticklers it's good enough for me.

Seriously though, if you worked for TSA and you were being told, yeah, we can't pay you. I mean, I don't trust this government for anything. I certainly wouldn't trust them for back pay.

Brad Staggs (04:11.16)

You know how we fix the, you know, have fixed the problem with the, with the TSA. Get rid of them. Yes. Get rid of the. Nicklers put in private security and, don't have to deal with this anymore.

private.

Keith Malinak (04:19.024)

opportunity here

Keith Malinak (04:25.442)

You keep calling them dick ticklers.

Yeah, there's a website, Dick ticklers.com and it takes you it's weird, it's weird. But I mean, if the foo shits is the foo shits.

If the who?

Brad Staggs (04:40.846)

Sorry, it's a shoe fit. I always get that backwards.

Yeah, I don't let's go. Let me do this. I want to give a thank you to several very kind folks who have gone over to the Gibson go dot com eight. It's it's givson go dot com slash ATM Daily Mojo. Do you get that? Say that.

Yes, did I did I don't know did What was the hold on I was looking at it? I was thinking we might need focus fluid, but I wasn't sure

Wait, what do you mean?

Keith Malinak (05:11.566)

No, no, no, we're good. So I just wanted to let everyone know that if you want to give to the.com slash ATM Daily Mojo, shout out to Mary Carruthers. And I do hope that you continue to heal up this weekend. She's sick as well. Everyone's sick, but she donated. Mona Kate 17 donated Andrea Vue, Born Genius, anonymous donations. So thank you to everybody who.

anonymous. They've been they've been a part of our of our core group for so many years anonymous.

And they never ask for anything. don't they don't need anything. like they just silently make donations.

They meander and that's cool.

They stay anonymous. They never change their handle. They pop up on every, so many different websites. I see the same person.

Brad Staggs (06:03.65)

They're everywhere. They're everywhere you want to be.

So it's American Express, I hear.

they can go straight to hell.

Why, happened? What did I unearth there?

Yeah, nothing. Nothing. This is American Express, a bunch of thieves. But other than that, they're cool.

Keith Malinak (06:19.404)

Hold on, did we just stumble into some bitter issues that you have with the?

No, I just, you you dial Satan's number, American Express answers the phone, but that's all. Not a big deal. It's not just me. I mean, ask Dave Ramsey. He'll tell you the same thing.

I feel like I'm missing something.

Nope, you just, nope. If you want to go straight to hell, just go to their office.

is it? It's in. Where is it?

Brad Staggs (06:44.078)

That's where they live.

straight in a G double toothpicks.

How big is hell Michigan, by the way.

That's a good question. don't know the answer to that one.

Is the population constantly growing for Hell, Michigan?

Brad Staggs (07:00.376)

Could be, could be, absolutely. How you want to live in hell, Michigan?

no, I would hate to write that like as a return address.

Right. Where are you calling from? Hell. you're in my ex-wife's house?

What?

There's a rim shot.

Keith Malinak (07:20.846)

Hold on a second. That's a good question. Because you have to give your address all the time when you're on the phone with companies or something. And they're like, all right, and what is your address? And do you do this? Sometimes I skip right ahead to the zip code. And then whenever I do that, I gambled and I lost. And they say, no, no, no, what town is that? And I'm like, my gosh, really? See what I'm saying? You don't know what I'm saying.

I don't know what you're saying. What do you mean? You skip straight to the zip code and Say yes, it should

because then that fills in the- But apparently whenever I feel like I'm shaving three seconds off of a phone call, I end up adding 20 more because they're like-

yeah, they don't expect it. You've short circuited their wiring.

Yeah, they're following like, like their little laminated pages and stuff.

Brad Staggs (08:03.66)

Yep, by the way, there are 72 people in hell.

I would have thought it would have been more than that, especially after the federal government has employed many more people.

And they're about 15 miles northwest of Ann Arbor. So if you go to Ann Arbor, turn left and go straight to hell.

Hey, is it me or do you kind of look like JK Simmons today on the thumbnail behind us?

You know, and it's absolutely possible. had to put up a projection screen back there just to be able to see it well. But yeah, I do. And you look a lot like Brad Pittish.

Keith Malinak (08:38.411)

Well, I've heard that before.

And the strange thing is I want to know Wes put that together, right? How did he get the picture of me without my shirt?

wow. Yeah. Let me see. People aren't familiar.

Okay, that was,

Can we put it?

Keith Malinak (08:56.462)

I'll work on it. Just give me a second.

I think I have it right over here. Possibly.

I got it. got it. I just really just need a moment here.

You know, take the moment, take the, and you can show my screen over here because I think this is appropriate today as well.

So wait a minute, am I to interpret that you are beating up Rebecca? Maybe that's why she's not here.

Brad Staggs (09:20.494)

Eyes records are sealed. I know nothing. Huh. I know.

I like the Braves cap. That's kind of good. Baseball season starts this time next week. Are you excited about that?

I cannot tell you how, how much I'm looking forward to all of those goals.

Did you see do this for me, man? What's the, what's the female umpire's name? Just go to Google real quick X or something and type in female empire strike challenge or something. Cause she was umpire in a game last night.

Only fans and emotions. That's what it says. Only fans emotions in the first female empire.

Keith Malinak (09:57.112)

meet one of them.

Keith Malinak (10:01.454)

Okay, but there should be, you know what, I know what I'm looking for.

This is it right here.

I don't see what you're talking

First, don't you have my screen?

no. Wait, what?

Brad Staggs (10:16.706)

That was the one man. That's the one fight he could not win.

come on now, what am

You know Chuck Norris.

Yes, I know. And I don't know that I want to.

Chuck Norris is no longer amongst the living. This is the one, it's the one opponent, man. He could kick anybody's ass except the Grim Reaper. Sad.

Keith Malinak (10:30.451)

I know this, I tweeted this out.

Keith Malinak (10:39.584)

I didn't know that's what I was putting.

It's great equalizer. It is true.

I was hoping it had something witty underneath it, you know?

I mean the fact of the matter is Chuck Norris. I mean none of us get to kick the Grim Reaper's ass. That's the underlying message. Are you talking about Jen Powell, the first female home plate umpire in Major League Baseball history?

Yeah, but yeah, is there a video that goes with this story? Scroll down.

Keith Malinak (11:05.804)

there's a firestone at that right there. I can that. So, so before, before you hit play. So in baseball now you can challenge balls and strikes. There's a, there's a, there's a human umpire, behind the catcher like, like it has been, but, and they demonstrated this in the all star game last year and it went beautifully. You know, there were, there were really close calls on the edge of the strike zone and, there were challenges and they, all the challenges were one, if I recall. so, this picture pitches it,

Jen calls it a ball and then hilarity ensues. Zone in the minors. You're doomed to fail in the big leagues. Pitch is a breaking ball outside. First challenge and the call is over. The call is overturned because it was right down the middle.

Here we go.

Brad Staggs (11:59.335)

That's a little embarrassing. Wait, how is this? Is this our first game?

No!

You she's done a few games. In fact, they were Braves games and she did fine. She did totally fine in the real games.

Did she blink at the.

I honestly don't know what happened there, but I had no problem with her when she called the Braves game. So there's like a whole series against the Marlins, I think, last year, and she was graded fine. This right here, not going so well.

Brad Staggs (12:27.064)

This assumes that she's got all of the vacuuming and the, and the cleaning done at home that she, that's only reason she can be back there. Right? I mean, she's finished all the other chores. Stameters are made socks. I would, I would, I mean, if she's got time to be out there calling baseball games, I'm just assuming the floor is spotless and all the dishes are done.

was distracted because she's got a to-do list.

Keith Malinak (12:50.966)

And I'm not drying them either.

Hell no. It's a baseball game here. You make if you're done, go for it.

Do you want it?

Keith Malinak (13:00.142)

You can leave the dishes out to air dry. That's fine. But don't ask me to go and use a towel on them. That's manual labor that I am not cut out for. That is crazy. do me a favor. Can you Google?

That's what I'm here for.

Yeah, Google, maybe Google Delta Force movie Wikipedia, because Kara 3022 says she loved Delta Force, great movie. I think that's the movie where the movie company came to the building that my mom worked at in Atlanta and said, hey, we want to shoot a Chuck Norris movie here. And they thought they were joking and they hung up on them and they ended up shooting the movie somewhere else. I think a completely different city, actually, maybe Detroit or something.

They filmed in Israel. Delta Force was entirely shot in Israel.

Like I said, Atlanta is.

Keith Malinak (13:49.312)

Okay, but isn't there some little footnote that says Atlanta, Georgia or something or, maybe just Google Chuck Norris movie, Atlanta, Georgia. You know what? It's not important to me anymore. It was like three seconds ago and now I've completely

North movie Atlanta

Yeah, almost happened.

movie, Almost Atlanta. Let's see what Almost Atlanta comes up with. In 1985, Chuck Norris action film Invasion USA was famously filmed in and around Atlanta with many scenes featuring unrecognizable downtown landmarks. Sorry, featuring recognizable downtown landmarks, which makes more sense. The Georgia Pacific building areas like East Atlanta, Avondale Mall, Mountain View.

Thank you. Okay.

Keith Malinak (14:34.35)

I gotta go watch some movie.

I see feature neighborhood massacre scene at Christmas. That's always fun. High production value action scene staged in George.

I watched it when I was young, but I don't remember a damn thing from it.

See it was produced by Canon films directed by Joseph Zito. I went to school with Scott Zito. I don't know if they're any relation, okay But see if on the Wikipedia if there's any note about it Almost what was it almost being?

No, I don't. Yeah, I don't know, man. I've lost.

Brad Staggs (15:09.454)

$12 million budget. Twice what Norris films had normally gotten before.

invasion u.s.a.

seen in the sequence in the Everglades cost $2 million and Chuck's fee was $2 million.

I checked this out. I think there's been a big problem on X today. I think everybody's having a big problem here. People dropping off and stuff and then coming back or something. It feels like in the chat and I may be wrong, but it looked like we lost a lot of eyeballs there and then now they're slowly creeping back in. So let's do this for all those people that dropped off. Let's just go ahead and repeat what they missed because I'd hate for them to be out of the loop.

So that that was a Chuck Norris meme you had up there. That was interesting. You know, when I was a kid where my mom worked, like they were filming a movie down in Atlanta and apparently they called the building and they said, we want to film a Chuck Norris movie at your building. And I guess the person to answer the phone, like the building manager, whatever thought it was a joke and like hung up and then they went somewhere else. It's like deja vu. feel like I've told this story.

Brad Staggs (16:01.197)

Yeah.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Have fun.

Brad Staggs (16:16.942)

The feeling that none of this has ever happened before.

Brad Staggs (16:30.986)

I was Chuck's driver in Alabama. Alabama? Yeah, Alabama.

Like driver where I got a golf course or what?

when we recreated the March, Martin Luther King's March. Didn't you go?

I did not go to that. Okay. So you're talking about the big freedom march thing in.

It was about 110 years ago, wasn't it? No, I think so. It was 2015, I believe.

Keith Malinak (16:53.496)

feels like it.

It was the summer, right? It was hot, right?

It was, let's see. It was, what's the date on the sucker? Chuck Norris freedom. was November, 2019.

My memory is like a lockbox.

No, it wasn't 2019. There's no way it was 2019. 2015, August 29th, 2015. So it must've been colder than dog snot out there.

Keith Malinak (17:23.47)

I go north during the summer months. I don't do stuff outside.

would be 11 years. grief. was 11 years ago.

What happened?

Don't make me sad. I mean, I'm just reflecting so much lately. Let's talk about anything else. Let's talk about happy stuff like Iran and war.

happened? How did it just, how? How did, I don't, it's not fair.

Keith Malinak (17:53.006)

Look at that. You know what? just I just caught something there. Sue, was it Sue who reposted this? Sandra, thank you for reposting the stream. I don't know why the comment section isn't just filled up with with with people just reposting this stream unless they're embarrassed by us. They don't want to let their friends know that they watch us. I can't even get real Brad Staggs to re- repost this.

Sad now too.

Brad Staggs (18:20.278)

Restream the post. Is that an under hit? Was that a passive aggressive?

the

so weird

How do you do that? Is that where you nice pair? Nice pair You should drink nice pair

Keith Malinak (18:47.822)

You haven't re you haven't reposted the stream yet.

I'm, well, there's no reposting on that.

You can't just hit the little.

back after back out and then go over here and then

Stop the show for this honestly

Brad Staggs (19:00.43)

Here we go again.

mean, you're either a team player or you're not. mean, it's pretty cut and dry.

Yeah, that's fairly obvious. And how do do it bigger? Yeah, it's done.

The reason I ask that not not to badger you I'm just trying to figure out because sometimes the comments go up instead of way.

You feel like an ex-wife.

Keith Malinak (19:22.67)

I'm just looking here.

And it went out to all of the people who have subscribed to the and downloaded the Daily Mojo app and turn on notifications.

Oh, see, it's a two-parter. You have to download the app. Yeah. And then you have to turn on notifications. Notification. Is the app available in both Apple and Android? Funny you should mention that. Is that the logo that you look for in there? It is.

There's a logo that you look for right there and then it's at the daily mojo.com and for the for the android people It's wrong's fault. I don't know what's going on. They have to use the web-based portion of the app and And just do it that way. Are you dying is what's the cop you're dying aren't you?

No, I'm good. I'm good. You know what? My doctor hasn't called me back in a few days. So I think that's good. That's a good sign. Right? would have called. was a problem. Didn't I talk about this x-ray that I think I feel like I talked about?

Brad Staggs (20:11.662)

you

Brad Staggs (20:16.866)

Yeah, you did when you were talking to Steve Baker.

Hang on. Okay, I'm good now. Yeah, so I had to go in for x-rays in my chest because like my doctor is he's a He's overly concerned and so he's like that's the first thing you do when you have a cough that won't go away I'm like, all right, whatever. So I got my chest x-ray Can I just say that I'm a perfectionist? I mean, well, okay, that's not true. I'm looking around here I'm surrounded by filth and no, I'm not I'm a dirty perfectionist

I'm not saying a thing.

Brad Staggs (20:46.702)

You just call me filth. feel like you, I feel like that was an aspersion.

Huh? No, I wasn't talking about you at all. I was just talking about how I'm surrounded by paper, like mountains of paper just everywhere. I can't, so I'm a perfectionist, but I'm dirty. Like that doesn't sound good either.

I'm- You are.

Dirty perfectionist you.

going to play dirty perfectionist and lifestyle coach.

Keith Malinak (21:11.342)

This is bugging me because it's not wild card Wednesday, it's Wednesday wild card and it's a permanent ink and now I don't know what to do. It's just make

Why did we write that on the back of another sticker?

Yeah, I don't I because I'm so clear. Like I said, I'm a perfectionist.

You keep thrusting it in my face like I'm supposed to do something with it.

Keith Malinak (21:36.546)

phrasing. let's, I'm going to start the clock here. And we're going to between the two of us, we're going to take five minutes total. So if people are well, hold on.

get the finger test?

Brad Staggs (21:50.376)

MandalorianPatriot just asked, did you get the finger test?

huh. I pay exit. It's not covered by my copay. That's like, have to pay cash in the alley behind the wait, what? No, I don't have to tell you that. so, we got five minutes, five minutes. So people are watching this later and it's not live. They can know that it's safe to come out in five minutes because that's when we will have wrapped up all around talk. Okay. And I'm going to do this. I'm going to let you take as much of that five minutes as you want.

And then if there's zero seconds left, then I won't say a word. So you do whatever you want. Yeah. Yeah. You go first. Five minutes.

Five minutes on Iran. I do have questions. My biggest question is if we continue to sink their navy and down their air force How are they continuing to attack now? Maybe they're not continuing to attack and that's just propaganda They did however put out a pretty wild piece of propaganda That was a lego film. I'm assuming you saw that. you didn't see the lady Iranian Lego propaganda

Wait, is this going to eat into our five minutes here? It could. I don't want Iranian propaganda to bogart the entire five minutes.

Brad Staggs (23:05.362)

It's a it's actually worth watching because it's actually decent if you are into propaganda it is It is an amazing Piece of propaganda as far as propaganda goes and it is in the form of a Lego movie Which I mean if you're going to do propaganda, you might as well do it with Legos

Brad Staggs (23:42.124)

the way her pins spit out a line.

Brad Staggs (23:51.658)

surprising that as propaganda goes that it's a low-res lego movie. it does make you wonder how how lego feels about eb in iranian propaganda

news

Brad Staggs (24:30.794)

stop motion or is this cgi

thank you, thank you, thank

Keith Malinak (24:53.294)

you

It's definitely all priced at oil.

you

Keith Malinak (25:10.36)

Not good.

Lego coffin

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Keith Malinak (25:24.354)

think we set fire to that, but I digress.

So there you go. There's your, Iranian state propaganda in the form of a Lego movie.

That was good.

Keith Malinak (25:35.042)

So did you use your Iran time?

I think that I think I did.

Peace for the state of Iran, is that right?

I am just exposing the propaganda being used in this conflict. It's not a war. It's conflict.

Thank you. You know, I just made a short. I was just sitting here getting ready to go on today. And I was like, you know what? I just hit record on the old phone. I'm a little concerned about the 3,200 ships that are stuck in the strait right now and can't go anywhere. That's 20,000 seafarers that are just like, hey, we're just hanging out here. And we might have ourselves a humanitarian crisis here pretty soon. I don't know. I'm sure they have supplies on these ships, but it's been three weeks for some of them. That could be a problem.

Keith Malinak (26:20.074)

Also that liquid natural gas field that was hit, the Qatar thing there, 17 % of their output has been destroyed and it's going to take three to five years to repair it. We've gone from 138 ships a day to five or six in the friendly countries. We haven't stopped China from getting, mean, obviously we've stopped them from getting all of their oil supply that they were getting through there, but they're getting, they're still getting some ships through there as is India, Turkey, Pakistan, maybe a couple of others, but.

Anyway, I'm just a little concerned because we've got boots on the ground. We don't want that. But yet we've got 5,000 Marines headed that way on USS Tripoli. And I don't know how you break this loose. I just feel like they should have started steaming that way on day one. I don't know. Just a little concerned that maybe we didn't think all of this through over there.

Did you were you aware of the issue in the Suez Canal? I'd heard of this before but in 19 following the 19 save a 67 six-day war Egypt blocked the Suez Canal trapped 15 international cargo ships the yellow fleet in Great Bitter Lake for eight years

What the hell? my gosh. It's been five minutes. So no more talking. right. No. Good. I'm sure you have great points that are-

I don't take a bunch of ships eight years though. I mean, that's a long time to be stuck in the Suez Canal, but.

Keith Malinak (27:42.094)

Now we're technically not talking about Iran now we're talking about Egypt. So how did they what happened to those ships? Did they just sink to the bottom or what?

Hey sailor, pull into my-

Or they had a big time. Uh, it's a result of the uh, 67 to uh, development stop the canal is reopened for world navigation in june 75 after cleaning the canal from the remnants of the war and oh that was why because they there were a bunch of mines, I think in the water and they couldn't let anybody go because they had to get all the uh, Of the depth charges or the mines out

Here's the bottom line. Pray for our troops and their families. Mike, 13 families have already lost individuals. Oh boy, look at this right here. Joel Anderson, bless you. Son in Kuwait, another on the way in April. Can I just say, speaking of on the way in April, and please, I hope that your sons both are safe. Absolutely. You know how the War Powers Act gives you what, 60 days, right?

If Congress had wanted to enforce that, they could have said, all right, Trump, you got 60 days. But they voted and they said, no, whatever you want to do. and wait, are we still talking about Iran? I think I should stop talking.

Brad Staggs (29:01.046)

You're making a good point and the issue being what

That was my original in my mind. thought you know what? Let let's let's let's knock this out and this is ironic. I want you to hear this This is and then I'll stop talking no more Iran. I promise me. I can't stop Brad free speech America

Plus the girls aren't here, so Keith, you know, he doesn't want to suck up all the time.

This is crazy. This is crazy. Listen to this. thought on February 28th, I thought, you know what? I think I'd be good with two months. We'll do the war powers thing, even if Congress doesn't sign off on it because remember they hadn't had the vote yet. But you know what? I think mentally I could get in a decent place. 60 days, April 28th. That's what I said to myself. I said, you know what? I'll give them to April 28th. I kid you guys not. I kid you not. I came up with that day in my head, April 28th, and then

about a week later, Ezra, in case you aren't aware, my son, joining the Air Force, he hadn't got his ship date yet. And I guess it was about, I don't know, a week after Iran started. And I already put the April 28th day in my head. And he said, I got my ship date. It's April 28th. And I said, holy crap, yes. All right, you know what? I'm good with April 28th.

Brad Staggs (30:16.834)

Wow.

Brad Staggs (30:22.967)

There you go. There you go.

okay. So, I love history. I don't know if, if you, if you hang out here on the at the mic stuff, you, could, it could happen at any time where I just start randomly talking about history, whether it's on the Wednesday wild card or a Thursday deep dive or what have you. But, this video came across my feed here, earlier this week. And I was like, save that, save that. We gotta, we gotta do that on the show. And,

And did you see this, the history of the White House and how it's looked over time? Have you seen that thing?

not seen that thing. I have seen the pictures from the fifties of the remodeling.

Whoops, I don't want music.

Brad Staggs (31:10.552)

Look how fast that go. They built that fast and faster deeper.

You are so much better! That's what I'm saying, man!

Was it harder? I don't know.

there is a piano eight yeah. I know it is I know. Oh no damn those British. Now it's looking good. Andrew Jackson got to what we just fast forwarded seventy years. Oh what was that. It's.

Better with music. You know, I I feel you. No, I feel you.

Brad Staggs (31:36.206)

Look at all those houses built. That was Trump.

So there's a fire in 34, is that right? Did I see that right?

I think so. What was that? So a lot of little things popping off there, isn't it?

Keith Malinak (32:00.19)

the that's gonna be that that's gonna be that the UFC thing on July 4th or right around July 4th America 250.

What was that?

Brad Staggs (32:12.268)

okay. It came out of the ground though. I was like, well, that's, that's been hiding there under the lawn the whole time. That's like war of the worlds. I like staying there forever.

I don't like

Keith Malinak (32:26.016)

I got it. Still, it's just weird. Wait, what's happening over here? Look at this. Here's your big, beautiful ballroom.

for big beautiful balls.

You know what's so funny is when you call the IRS. Oh look at that. It says 2029 on there. That's cool. When you call the IRS, it's so funny to hear an official government communicates the one big beautiful bill. Like you'll call and the little recording will say, you know, if you, don't know, whatever.

You're calling about the one big beautiful bill

Yeah, you're calling about changes in your taxes due to the one big beautiful bill and you're like, that is hilarious. That's worth calling just to hear the automated voice have to say that. Look at that.

Brad Staggs (33:08.686)

That's going to be what is the IRS phone number? Kim? Is there, mean, I hate

Ends in 1040. It ends in 1040. Because how do I know this? That's because my ass has been calling it a lot.

funny how I would like to see your ass I mean be hard for your ass to call

you

Never know what you're gonna see on the front a livestream, but I'm prepared for a

Brad Staggs (33:31.502)

800, 829, 1040.

See, it's a little, it's more difficult with the old school.

It does seem just a smidge here, hang on a second.

The buttons are a lot easier. Hang on.

It's a whole lot to...

Keith Malinak (33:47.597)

yeah, see? Calling. My ass just dialed.

Thank you

Listen. no, Richard.

The call may be recorded to help us improve our service. So please do not include any personal details at this time. If you're calling for information about the One Big Beautiful Bill, say One Big Beautiful Bill. Otherwise, say say it, One Big Beautiful Bill.

no.

Keith Malinak (34:12.161)

Say it

Brad Staggs (34:17.826)

Now I'm hanging out because I'm afraid of them because they'll call me back and they'll want to see uh-huh. Yes

they'll be like, you owe us more money.

And I just, put myself out there just now for you and only for you. And that's it. And now my story is funnier says John the what story.

I'm sorry, I didn't know we were in a competition, but let's hear it.

I don't know what's what. Mojave

Keith Malinak (34:43.058)

I don't have a text from her I said you have to text me to tell me how your son did look at that Mary Carothers updates us I guess she saw a tweet or maybe they text maybe Mary and Kelly text I have no idea but Kelly's kid made state an archery, but let's hold on a second on hold on

That's why he's not there yet. I mean, that's why she's not here today.

I thought maybe there was an update like, sorry. I thought maybe she had posted, he won today or. My bad. Yeah, check her feed. Let's spot.

Let's see.

Brad Staggs (35:12.622)

Check her feet. I don't want to her feet or feed All right, are you doing it or am I doing it? I? Didn't think so I gotta find all CalSTRS, right?

Let's see what's going on in our world.

Keith Malinak (35:21.855)

I'm not doing it.

Keith Malinak (35:25.998)

you

Keith Malinak (35:32.45)

No, we'll do the Mojave phone booth when we run out of show prep. Right now, there's a lot of show prep, Jeffy, apologies. And she's been working hard over the-

If you want to be my love You got to end the Fed. that's good The top of her profile on the Twitter. That's nice. I like that. All right, let's see

Thanks, Jeffy. Apologize for all the IG help. yeah, look at that. Freedom of speech saved. Afro man.

I love Afro man more than I ever have. And I was told by somebody, that's a five minute story. I'm done with him. I'm like, are you serious? Do you know what you're saying? That is so important. What he did.

that's so important.

Keith Malinak (36:13.806)

important. And it's really flown under the radar. And I'm so glad you brought it up on Wednesday when we did our little

I love what he did.

Yeah. If you're not familiar, then go watch the Wednesday wild card and just know he won in court.

You're right.

Wait, Let's just, that's what we should do. Whenever the girls aren't here, we should just go through their Twitter feed.

Brad Staggs (36:39.124)

what's this? She's staring at naked people. What's Blaschko's line? Everyone has stripes known as Blaschko's lines.

Kelly's into some interesting things.

She's a little bit of a freak, I would go so far as to say. She's been married, she was married 10 years today too.

What do we, what, I just don't know.

Keith Malinak (36:59.435)

Wait, today is her ti-

No, said yesterday. She's been married 10 days yesterday, today, today, Exactly.

10 days yesterday today. 10 days, yes, 10 years yesterday.

10 years today, yesterday.

Right. She's been married for 10 years in one day. gosh. How much time you got?

Brad Staggs (37:16.44)

What happened to Madonna?

Brad Staggs (37:20.814)

happened to Madonna.

Where do you want to start the story?

Is she? What is this?

What's it say? I can't. It's so little. That's she said. Where did the bell go? here it

And you've got, don't you have the Kelly stick, the Kelly cardboard?

Keith Malinak (37:39.287)

Yeah, hang on hang on you're right. thank you. You're in

Charge of all the Kelly cardboard and the, the Nork board. I just can't believe the Nork, the Nork board. It's just sad when they become.

Brad Staggs (37:57.612)

Good night.

I love that for you.

It's it is why am I getting that? of the

Do I have to keep looking at this picture though? I mean that's kinda...

What you don't like that. What I'm I, you know what, when you, when you, when you look like I do, you just, you are looking at other, individuals like that. You're going, okay, I just, yeah, I got him.

Keith Malinak (38:27.175)

I see. you're like, kind of subtly compare.

Yeah, and we like winning winning. Thank you. But yeah, there's nothing on there about Not yet

Nothing about the archery. Nope. You saw, you saw the, Jeffrey Epstein, doppelganger. I'm sorry. He's a Saint. He's a Palm beach Pete.

He's Tampa Pete.

Brad Staggs (38:48.404)

Palm Beach Pete. Sorry. I knew it was supposed to rhyme and that didn't

If you were going to hide as Jeffrey Epstein, where would you do it?

and you would change your voice. That's a little higher than you would expect.

And my video went. And my video is that Mickey Mouse in a chair.

no!

Brad Staggs (39:11.928)

randomly

Brad Staggs (39:17.23)

The next thing I know, I'm a viral sensation. I had my phone down for about four hours and I didn't know my phone was blowing up with all these...

You gotta do that by the way. You gotta put your phone down for like hours at a time. Just there's too much in this world. You gotta set it down and go get drunk or high or watch something or

just wait for the EMP to go off and it'll turn off for you.

Keith Malinak (39:49.27)

Okay, but yeah, let's see on beach Pete Okay, what's wrong?

Prove you're not Jeffrey Epstein.

Brad Staggs (40:02.702)

I'm not looking at the, you know, the, uh, the FedEx and the Alaska airlines flights that came within 300 feet of each other.

I saw that. What,

No, I don't and I don't have I just there's a captain Steve if you don't follow captain Steve on the YouTube you should because he He like does deep dives and tells you exactly what happened To these planes when when they all right, that's all right

I forgot. I forgot. I forgot to put this poll up. We were talking about Iran. And now it's up as you should pull up. like it? Okay, well, there you go. Sorry. I just I don't want to get off on another Iran tangent. just know these results because I haven't seen these. I had the tab open 21 days in. How do you feel the US military action against Iran is going pretty darn well leads the pack at 46 %

Did you get the poll up now?

Brad Staggs (40:39.434)

I like your poll up.

Keith Malinak (40:59.63)

And then what's in second place there could be going better is 28%. This is going terribly 14 % and perfectly as planned 10 % is the lowest one. So in other words, if you take the perfectly as planned and the pretty darn well, you're about 57%. So 57 % are going fine. 43 % say they could be going better. There you go. All right. So what were we talking about? Oh, you may put this on the screen, what you got up down there.

If you want to I just this new york, I just drop into the new york post every now and then Video shows sparks flying is out of control driver appears to drive cyclists down busy harlem street Page of the new york post I don't know. I just I just now saw it. This is crazy This is new york is going straight to hell

Gosh, no!

Keith Malinak (41:41.166)

Was that road rage?

Keith Malinak (41:45.422)

I saw the headline.

Keith Malinak (41:49.892)

It's been there and it just now it's getting a chaperone.

I, I just mean that it's just, hate that too. Cause it's just.

You know people are, and people died, right?

yeah. yeah. That was crazy. And the problem is it, I think that the, the whole issue is with her, Dummy's wife, who is, strangely hot in a crazy way.

I mean, look at the side eye. Now granted she like is supporting terrorists and all that in her old tweets. And so don't let that bother you. But I mean, that's who we that's running New York. What is wrong with them in New York?

Keith Malinak (42:30.156)

Why? Well, okay. They allowed the foreign-born population, as who voted en masse for him. That's your answer.

I am starting to see a pattern here between here. Was it Detroit?

Wait wait wait wait be specific here being what Dallas Fort Worth

No, here in New York. Okay. Well, and

So, so wait a minute. So it could be Hamtrak Michigan you're talking about. It could be Dearborn Michigan you're talking about. Right. Be that. Right. What's the New Jersey.

Brad Staggs (43:07.822)

Yeah, what is the Jersey town?

it's, it's, it's gosh, it's.

Jersey town Muslims.

think it's a la Akbar, New Jersey, or at least it's about. What is it?

Uh, Dirk, a Dirk, it's a Dirk, a Dirk. Is it, uh, Patterson?

Keith Malinak (43:23.842)

No,

Yep, Patterson, New Jersey. Okay. And you got New York, New York. I mean, that's a town of some consequence. Where was the other place? gosh. Besides, besides all of the East side of Dallas Fort Worth Metroplex.

Is it?

The entire Dallas side is like surrounded by mosques.

I mean it's Here's the problem. I always think who do I think of when I think of Muslims?

Keith Malinak (44:01.272)

Wait, hold on. I'll answer your question in second. Kelly's ex-handle is Kelly, the number four, freedom. What was the question, Brad?

When I think of Muslim, what, do you think of? do you know who I think of? No. I'm sorry.

Barack Obama. No. yeah. OK. OK, yeah, sure.

friendly Muslim who wouldn't hurt a fly because he has a fatty liver anyway and so and so I had it's hard to justify it or it's hard to reconcile everything in my mind because I know it's a dangerous precedent that's being set in all these cities because you become what's word tolerant

As soon as you get tolerant, man, people take advantage of you. The older you get, the more you realize that it's like, feels good to be tolerant when you're younger, because it's like, we all got to get along. Then the older you get, you realize, man, you give them an inch and they want to take

Keith Malinak (44:53.102)

Yeah, and then people would think you're being a crotchety old man and it's like, no, I'm just acting unexperienced because I've ass burned and so why don't you go clean up your fucking room?

Yeah, thank you. Exactly. so, but I...

More than you will ever know, kid.

And then you backhand him and tell him like what you said.

I'm not leaving the dishes out wet.

Brad Staggs (45:14.899)

Right. But then you got London, England, and it's just, it's, it's starting to be a pattern.

It's almost now it's almost like it's almost like it's by design from both ends both by the conquerors and the conqueries. Yes. Conquer.

Yes. And it is, mean, is there going to come a day when we go, damn it, I knew it. And why didn't I do something about it earlier? But what do do about it?

You pay a tax, you become Muslim, or you get killed. you mean, how to stop it. Yeah. You call on the ghost of Charles the Hammer Martell.

That sounds too easy. I feel like there's a catch.

Keith Malinak (45:59.938)

The catch is you close your borders and you Katie bar the door. Hey, Google this for me. Is this Connor McGregor? Proper 12. Is that his deal? Irish whiskey. No, I it is. That's Irish whiskey.

Proper 12 is Conor McGregor. Yeah, knew it. You knew it. You felt it deep down in your bones. Sue says me Michigan here too, but Dearborn is its own state. But that's the problem. That's what's happening.

That's how they like it though. They like their own little Sharia no-go zones.

Yeah, and I love space.

Friday. I like it when we just hang out and we watch animal videos.

Brad Staggs (46:41.742)

Right. I know it makes it just it's the perfect capper on the week. capper rhymes with Jake Tapper.

You what? I'm going to start measuring my alcohol with Grimas's crotch. Like that's where I'm going to fill it up to.

It's I think you should. think it's perfectly appropriate to measure your alcohol with a butt plug.

So Grimace's navel, I think I went a little north of his crotch.

That's where you plug in the AC power source.

Keith Malinak (47:08.984)

So hang on a second. You've heard Grimace talk. I bet you could find an old McDonald's commercial. He's like the OG Barney, honestly. He's purple, he's got that goofy ass, find me a, go to the YouTube and type in the Grimace McDonald's commercial 80s and let's hear what he sounds like. If I remember correctly, he's just a big ogre in a button.

He's a right plug.

Brad Staggs (47:33.588)

I think that's right. So is he a dude? And if so, I don't want to get too involved in the anatomy here, but are there baby grimaces out there or what's happening here?

I don't think that you can get pregnant through the butt plug part.

Right.

I've heard that. just, I'm not sure, but I've heard that.

Keith Malinak (47:52.76)

Can you put anything that's on the screen besides her before she becomes attractive? Thank you.

She actually is crazy attractive. That's the weird part.

She's really smooth skin, you know?

Well, it's those eyes because she's got those, you know what I'll do for you if you don't screw this up eyes. Look at her. Tell me I'm wrong. I'm not wrong.

Okay, please.

Keith Malinak (48:13.618)

She's probably calling all the shots, man. yes. This little terrorist and mascara. Or he wears mascara too, is the problem.

Yes.

That's there's that so here we have whoo the grimace ronald mcdonald in forensic That hamburglar wishes everything he touches would turn to mcgurl's burgers

The hamburger

double cheeseburger. Wait, time out, pause it, pause it, we gotta take this through. I hope he doesn't get any alone time, because that would be awkward. Go ahead, please press.

Brad Staggs (48:45.802)

Touch... Cheeseburger! Touch... Robo-Pig Cheeseburger! Don't touch- What? Don't touch- Don't touch- foley! What is on his finger?

YEAH!

Keith Malinak (48:59.738)

Hold on. Let's bring back Fooey. That's a good word. And I think Ronald is getting a little too protective of grimace in this commercial.

I

Brad Staggs (49:08.11)

I'm just going to say it's it's you got to clean them. Well, you got to keep grimace clean.

Press play.

You do! Tell me I'm

You don't have a hamburger up there. Go ahead, press play.

Don't touch Grimace! foley! Touch my face! Touch my what?

Keith Malinak (49:27.598)

no! See that's what I was afraid of! He touched his face! And he turned into a hamburger and now he wants to eat himself. I got this, I got this. Here we go. What does it say when that aired? I need a date. Doesn't have the date, just has the year.

1984.

Brad Staggs (49:54.158)

This says 1984. I don't think they keep that.

Well, screw them. Do me another Google, would you? When was the Bobby Ewing dream sequence? Because that's what we just got. We got the McDonald's version of that.

Brad Staggs (50:08.622)

his own dream. He, would be the Dallas dream. Dallas dream Jr.

JR got shot, or Priscilla, she was in the, she was dreaming and she wakes up, Bobby's in the shower or something. Hell, I don't know anymore. Who the

Bobby's in the shower. That would have been November 1st, 1980. That was the Who Shot JR episode. It was the fourth episode of the fourth season. was too far. four years before this commercial, but that meant it was in the zeitgeist.

Okay, well...

Keith Malinak (50:34.711)

Yes.

Keith Malinak (50:40.578)

Yeah, but I feel like that window is shut. If this wasn't made by the end of 82, then I'm not going to blame them for ripping off Dallas.

Of course they ripped off Dallas. That has been the go-to. Bob Newhart did it too.

You remember they are speaking of the Muslims taking over the world how they built I don't think it's their epic city or whatever the hell it is Maybe it is they specifically bought the land right next to the the Dallas ranch over here, know, remember how they got the house there You know, you don't know what I'm talking about So so I don't know some some group of Muslims they bragged about it

one.

Keith Malinak (51:23.342)

How they were buying the land right next to that just almost almost to make a point Like yeah, we're we surround you bitch. We're building next to your iconic I Can't think of the name of the ranch right now help me

Is it the one in not Los Colinas?

thing, Niner.

No, no, no, no, not the restaurant.

Keith Malinak (51:54.926)

The ranch. really? Oh, I didn't know. Oh, oh, okay. Hold on a second. I've been commuting to that building for 14 years now. What are those horses across? What is?

That was supposed to be the it was a horse ranch or horse corrals in a horse Breeding farm, I think right across the street and it was supposed to never be anything different. It was in the it was like grandfathered in never gonna and as soon as One of them who died somebody died and man the next week They had torn that sucker down and there were houses going up

Wait, that's why there's no horses over there anymore? Yeah. that hurts my heart. That's like in Charleston, though. Like, the family donated this land in the middle of, I don't know, King Queen something street down there. so it's like an open flea market. And the city has to let merchants sell on it. And the only days that they have to close it up or they're allowed to close it up is Christmas Day. And maybe it's New Year's, Christmas, and Thanksgiving. But anyway, if they

close it for any other reason, whatever day it goes back to the family. I don't know something.

It was the Las Colinas Equestrian Center. It was founded by Ben Carpenter in the early 80s, closed in 2015 after three decades.

Keith Malinak (53:11.854)

See that? Joel's right.

Grimace was a child of Barney and Patrick this time. wasn't I don't think Patrick it was Patrick born then yet.

So bye.

Keith Malinak (53:22.018)

You know what? You ask too many questions.

I might. Hold on, here's one from 1990. Grimace in Storyland. Wow! I'm in Storyland! You're right, he's-

Hold on, pause it. This is again, Ronald is too invested in Grimace. You gotta let Grimace get out of the nest. I mean, this is now six years removed from Don't Touch My Grimace. And now he's like, I gotta get in this book and go save his ass. Bro, when are you gonna let Grimace grow up? Anyway, press play.

leave it

What is that?

Keith Malinak (54:04.73)

pause, leave it paused because I'm picking up something here. Like he's doing this thing with his hands. He's leaning back. It's like Stanley and Ronald McDonald outfit.

they may have. It's possible. Watch how we watch. I got something stuck on my foot.

Hold on, do I look like Ronald McDonald when I put like my phone in my front pocket and my wallet in my front pocket and then all of a sudden my pants kind of balloon out MC Hammer style? Shit, I just thought of that. I bet I do.

Keith Malinak (54:43.187)

hell, Grievous is not happy! no!

The cat in the middle

Okay, it just it looked that way good look like you pissy

Keith Malinak (55:10.702)

You know, I often sit and experience moments like this and think, when was I innocent?

I knew you liked happy endings, Grimace.

Not on the air! told you don't talk about that on camera! Damn you purple buttplot! my goodness. no what now? See whenever this is bad news when Brad Stagg says, wait you haven't seen the or have you seen the you always know you're about to see something you're gonna regret seeing. What?

Ha ha ha.

You haven't seen the

Brad Staggs (55:47.628)

You haven't i'm pretty sure you haven't seen it i'm almost positive you haven't seen it. Okay, let me see if I can let me see if I can get it over here for you because Somebody yeah something to me. I would like to know why Champion The center pleat Why who thought of

Yeah, we played this, haven't we?

Hmm

A man designed this.

Brad Staggs (56:19.576)

Why?

Brad Staggs (56:25.582)

I think a man did design it talking to you. This is what you see

Hey.

Keith Malinak (56:39.352)

rough.

I agree with her. Do better. Why do they put, there's no need for a pleat there.

Okay, but here's the thing. She, and smart move by her, but she tried them on in the store. Okay. And then she brought them home, left the tag on and said, I'm going to make this video and I'm going to take them back after I make this video. So good on her. Smart move, you know.

I would absolutely, hang on a second. I just got a text. There's an evacuation order in place on Oahu for imminent dam failure causing catastrophic flooding.

Where do you go if you're on an island?

Brad Staggs (57:23.448)

higher. Yikes. Man, that is that's awful.

Should I change the name of our live stream to Oahu flooding latest and then more people click? No, seriously. I hope y'all stay safe. Seriously.

evacuate that's crazy because it's

Yeah, give me some information. don't know where my keyboard is.

Here Here is Hawaii news now imminent risk of why why the the dam? Triggers evacuation. Okay, so is that that the end of? Oahu I can't I'm horrible at remembering which island is which

Keith Malinak (58:06.83)

Can you refresh it so I don't have to look at some fat fricking foot in a sandal that shouldn't be in?

Why you don't want it? don't like problems with her limps? No.

hate feet. I don't want to see feet. I don't want to think about feet. In fact, I'm going to cover up my feet now that I'm thinking about this. Come on.

You want to, uh, you want to take this, uh, you want to take this sound here? Let's see. No, you don't want hear what they're saying in the ho.

the

Brad Staggs (58:37.176)

You do. Roll.

Brad Staggs (58:42.496)

I clicked to unmute the video.

Okay so you control the audio if I'm understanding.

No, I don't. just control the, I click it.

You know what? Somebody let us know if Oahu's got a problem.

They have a big problem. They've got, um...

Keith Malinak (58:58.398)

But hold on a second, like they're standing out in the road. I here on Oahu, if you're in any other part of the state, we're talking Hawaii County as well as Maui County, prepare for more severe weather. Now we want to get back to Billy B, who is live in Hollywood. Whoa, wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Some live. OK, hold on. This is important. See this right here. Born genius. I'm learning today is in Hawaii. So.

Where is Kiki? Kiki, a key, a friend. She's also so good. they're probably they're probably neighbors. They probably know each other. So all right. So what's the storyboard?

So yeah, so born genius. If you're not running for your life, can you just tell us like, are, are people like, really at risk here? Cause I don't trust.

I don't trust me either. I was waiting for her to talk. She's not gonna talk. Why didn't she just call?

don't you just call? I don't understand why you... Call the Mojave number and then we'll just have Brad pot you up. I used to have a number. I had a fake phone number thing, like an app. And then I used to call it the dial-in number. And then I didn't use it for three weeks. And it said, you know what? F you, we're taking that number away. And I was like, okay.

Brad Staggs (01:00:14.638)

The dam is 120 years old northern part of the island. Why Kiki? I've been to why Kiki? Um, yeah, hurry up. Born genius. Is there a way to get her my phone number? Cause I'll just, how do I get her my phone number?

lot of

Type faster.

Keith Malinak (01:00:32.61)

I don't know.

Brad Staggs (01:00:36.49)

I if I go over here to Twitter, I think if I do I follow born genus and does she follow me? Born Jean. Born Jen setter. Boy, that's not her. Hang on a second. I thought I followed you.

don't know, you keep figuring that out while I try to decipher my...

Where did she go? Where is she?

Did you know on February 28th, 7 % of the people that voted in my poll, it was like 600 or something people, on February 28th said, as long as it takes, 7%. They're to stay in Iran as long as it takes. On March 19th, that number went up to 34%. So now 34 % are as long as it takes.

Why don't I see born genius? I don't see her in the chat.

Keith Malinak (01:01:23.05)

I don't

Keith Malinak (01:01:26.924)

I, it's weird. She's on YouTube chat.

thanks for telling me.

I didn't know you were looking in the chat. If know the Pentagon wants 200 billion right now for Iran.

Wars are expensive.

Are you mean military action?

Brad Staggs (01:01:44.79)

I'm sorry. You're right. I apologize. You are absolutely right. You are right. born genius. Damn it. I don't know how to

Now, why is Spotify Premium sending me spam asking me to sign up? It says, sign up three months of Spotify Premium for $0. I have Spotify Premium. Why am I getting spam from them?

mean, that's That's bad bookkeeping. What am I doing?

if we want more.

Born genius, I have followed you. You're not following me, so I can't send you.

Keith Malinak (01:02:20.194)

He's calling you out, born genius.

You know, people you think are friends and they turn out to be like

Why you wait for that? just played your little clothing faux pas. How about a clothing trick? This is how you should tuck your shirts in, OK?

full par as much as it would be.

Brad Staggs (01:02:41.358)

she's a crazy

Right? Well, yeah, that's fair. But you see this mess right here? We're going to fix that. I'm going to show you how right here. See this? Try this. See this? Yeah. Last hold toward third button from below. I don't even know what the hell that means. Watch this. so you take your bottom hole and you button it with the... Yeah, you got to take your bottom hole and you're to take your third button up and you're going to...

have a choice of holes? Bottom hole.

Keith Malinak (01:03:12.714)

shove it into that third, that bottom. Now look at it. I can take your bottom button and go into your top hole. Look at that. Huh? And then you got that. And then the second one goes to the second one. And now you got that right there. And now you don't have a wrinkly stuff, you know, around your butt and stuff. See that? I, I, don't see our eyes. I'm doing you a favor.

by Paul.

Brad Staggs (01:03:35.042)

Thank you. Because yeah, she's definitely got the crazy eyes. I'm not really good.

Hi, Brad. Yeah, but that's pretty cool. The little third hole blind there.

It is. That is very nice. I appreciate her lack of flaps.

I got another clothing hack, if you will. Now, this one is kind of, it kind of irritates me because I cannot see a scenario where I would buy a pair of shoes that has this in it. And I just want to know if it's because I don't understand like toe discomfort compared to most people. My issues, guess, used to be my ankles, right? But I guess I grew out of that. some people apparently have toe issues.

Clothing hack.

Brad Staggs (01:04:18.548)

Neatly innovative dial tightening shoe.

So it's an innovative thing. It's a dial tightening shoe. Just keep your eye down here on the feet, right? The toes.

with a toe guide that helps keep big feet aligned and comfortably separated for a natural foot position. With a wide open front and a quick turn dial that tightens evenly, it delivers a secure fit and stability. No laces, no hassle.

I wouldn't mind trying it, but I definitely don't-

I just have a hole in the toes.

Keith Malinak (01:04:45.186)

I think that's just kind of to demonstrate.

Keith Malinak (01:04:52.375)

Yeah, you like turn the dial look at that and it moves you now that person could just easily be moving their foot

with a toe guide that helps keep the big toe aligned and comfortably separated for a natural foot.

So I genuinely ask this question of the audience. Is this a thing where your toes are uncomfortable and shoes? Why don't you just buy bigger shoes?

If you have bunions, that's a problem.

OK, see, this is what I was hoping to get out of this discussion. So this would make it so that you aren't putting pressure on bad places.

Brad Staggs (01:05:21.694)

aggravating your butt but with a wide open front and a quick turn dial that tightens even

They should have said, hey, if you have bunions, have I got the solution for you. Instead, people like me are like, haha, I can't wait to play this and mock it. But now I figured there might be a good reason for this.

It delivers a secure fit and stability. I think I would kind of like that because it would pull off my retarded toe over. I have a retarded toe because of a doctor who screwed up the surgery on my right foot, which is why I, I don't walk so good unless I'm wearing my, stupid expensive Hoka Oni Oni only shoes I can wear now that don't feel like crap.

I'm about to go-

Keith Malinak (01:05:43.084)

You're retarded. You have a

Brad Staggs (01:06:05.676)

You should pity me.

I'm just like a half a step above the kids with flies on their face.

Honestly, I'm just sitting here shocked that we're on the air because I keep seeing this. I wish you could see the insanity of wires and stupidity here. It keeps moving and there's like dogs down here. And it's like, feel like they're just going to unplug something important and I'm going to just.

That's what cats, dogs don't do that. Cats do that just to be.

Thank you! And you know what though? It's a... Okay, it's the dog... It's the dog that looks like a... Maybe it's... The lump did that. Wait, where are you going? I miss you. I already miss you. Like, I don't know how to do this by myself. look at that! I was glad we... We can't go a Friday lie without having a pussy on camera. So that's good. Hi, baby! What's up?

Brad Staggs (01:06:43.054)

While you're down there, hold

Brad Staggs (01:07:01.774)

Say hello to the fun people and the people that are in the chat

Meow say it say the line say the line

Say it.

Say it. Say it, you dumb thing. You stupid animal. Just the way we taught it. You said you'd do it.

Keith Malinak (01:07:24.684)

You, you know what you did? Yeah, you pissed him off.

You just want to go sit back down? Okay, fine. he needs to be sat back down.

wants to talk to his union representative. Where's my union rep?

You know, they're just little pecker woods that never do what they say they're going to do.

The cat's name is Lord.

Brad Staggs (01:07:46.082)

Dot kitty He's actually a he has a title He was given the title while he purchased the title from Scotland

really? She told us she had a headache.

Typical, typical woman. In San Francisco, as a high school student, Mary says a group of us wanted to clean cop cars as a thank you and we weren't allowed because only union labor could do that.

my gosh. of my-

as Kavern Bake Goods instead. Doc Kitty is his name. Named after the now dead Doc Thompson.

Brad Staggs (01:08:29.695)

Is it better to say now dead or the late? Late. Why? She's now dead.

What is that late? It's like you're holding out hope that he's going to show up. He's just running.

That's good

Brad Staggs (01:08:42.748)

He's late. Now he's dead. He's not going to show up.

At some point, you got to be like, accepted.

If he walks around the corner, I am running the hell out of here.

I think you'd punch him first. Okay, check this out. See this right here? I love this kind of stuff, but whenever I try to duplicate this in my own house, it just turns into like a kindergartner mess. Look at this.

I would and then I'd run.

Keith Malinak (01:09:10.314)

These kind of videos, man, they're satisfying.

Keith Malinak (01:09:17.602)

Come on, Brad.

trying to figure out what he's doing. I mean, I can see what he's doing, but how...

It says, the caption says, it's like welding but with foam. But is that kind

the I mean is it was there really that that's just a big old gap between

I get like if I were doing that there'd be people down below wiping that stuff out of their hair

Brad Staggs (01:09:43.027)

I saw that movie.

should do that.

You just pull the trigger and that's it.

Whatever, man! It would end up shooting down the road below! You know this about me. Do I? Look at that, though. I thought that was impressive. But that's not as impressive as these birds. Look at this. Talking about structure. Look at this. Now, I thought this was AI at first, because I saw this and I'm like, what did he go and he did he poke out the holes first?

Why do I

Brad Staggs (01:10:12.91)

Is he sewing a Venus fly trap together?

He's something together. Look at these guys.

Brad Staggs (01:10:23.767)

Preston.

Now first of all, yeah. I bro. We're just getting started with the bird videos. I haven't done any animal videos in a long time. So

I don't like how they overdubbed the very loud birds. is like, this is, this is, this is Augusta National, times a hundred here.

it sounds like the jungle

me.

Keith Malinak (01:10:55.83)

guy. He's like, hey, you doing that work out there, right? Because I'm chilling.

Brad Staggs (01:11:05.142)

How do they, that's inherent. That's the amazing thing is no one has to teach them.

Okay, so then you scroll down, right? And you're like, all right, what's this cat doing? My gosh, look at this, huh? It's incredible, it really is.

Like the thing in China for the Olympics. Yeah, you do. Remember the thing in China, the Olivia look like that. They even called it the bird's nest.

Okay, I don't know what that is.

Keith Malinak (01:11:33.897)

the stadium. Right? You watch this. Meanwhile, pigeon drops an egg and he's twigged on the ground.

You know the difference between a pigeon and a dove?

No, tell me Brad.

the color is our, I think that's A dove and a pigeon is the same thing. All right. What is the difference?

I don't know.

Brad Staggs (01:11:58.284)

different because I look at

Brad Staggs (01:12:03.672)

So does a pigeon. Difference between a pigeon and a dove, they belong to the same family. They biologically similar, but pigeon typically refers to larger stockier species like the rock pigeon and shorter straight tails, while dove refers to smaller slender species.

Pigeon's just a big boned dove. Hold on. got now how familiar are you with the I've told you I've told you I know I've said on here before that I saw a pigeon in New York City once walking through Manhattan and it was a chicken leg like a chicken wing picking it and I thought you cannibal bastard

Dove. Yes.

Brad Staggs (01:12:44.108)

They are. They are cannibalistic little... ...bastards.

Look at this guy. Peregrine Falcon. I have two videos of the Peregrine Falcon. He does, look man, you're about to see how mad you are.

It's a biological fighter jet. Meet the Peregrine Falcon, the fastest animal on Earth. While the Ferrari is still shifting gears, this bird is already diving at over 240 miles per hour. Engineers studied it to build better planes, because if a human moved that fast, the air pressure would collapse their lungs. But this bird has bone baffles in its nose, the same principle used in jet engine intakes, slowing the air before it hits the lungs. At that speed, its eyes should dry out instantly, so it produces thick

oil-like tears, literally lubricating its own eyes to stay locked on target without blinking. Now here's the terrifying part. It doesn't grab its prey. At that speed, grabbing would tear its own arms off. Instead, it curls its talons into a tight fist and punches its prey out of the sky. A kinetic strike that snaps the spine instantly. It pulls 25 Gs without blacking out. Humans pass out at 9. This is nature's ultimate speed run. And honestly, it makes our best fighter jets look like toys.

Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that.

Brad Staggs (01:13:58.456)

That is pretty cool. It looks just like it. They should have painted eyes on the black bird.

Gosh, can you imagine if you're in Iran, you look up and you see it's all painted like a big giant bird.

and, and that and stuff. And, and they should paint feathers on it. You should, know what they should glue feathers on it. Peregrine is the fastest animal on earth.

Sorry, I've got a little obsessed with the paragraph.

I can understand that because I didn't know they were the fa-

Keith Malinak (01:14:33.28)

Okay, now this music makes it seem like it's making sure that you get really depressed while you watch this, because death is coming for somebody.

and then dives quickly toward its prey, at speeds reaching up to 390 km per hour, which is why the parrot

yeah, your kids, it's sad.

is the fastest animal in the world. This unique diving technique begins with the Falcon tucking its wings close to its body, making it streamlined with the wind. As it approaches its prey, it adjusts its direction by moving its wings and tail, which act like a rudder. In addition to all this, it has incredibly sharp vision, allowing it to detect even the smallest movement of its prey. For impact,

Damn.

Brad Staggs (01:15:18.936)

The falcon directs its sharp talons at the prey, delivering a powerful strike that either knocks it out or kills it instantly.

It's dinnertime. So he didn't even get it. That's why I had to do two videos because the other one talked about the eyes and the little nose holes. Can I just say my favorite football team is not worthy of the nickname the Falcon now that I've seen that. The Atlanta Falcons, they should change their name because they're not worthy of that.

No, that was impressive actually and the fact that they have the baffles before their lungs I didn't even think about a human blacking out because i've never thought about a human going 240 miles an hour toward the earth except when I was watching the base jumpers and that more people are dying base jumping now

How's that happening? Is it equipment failures or what?

Uh, it's yes Well, you know the base jumpers if you've got to get your rocks off base jumping you have an adrenaline problem

Keith Malinak (01:16:06.08)

Really?

Keith Malinak (01:16:13.656)

Right, that's fair.

It's kind of crazy.

What do think of that guy?

It's got nice hands. you mean the bird? That's specimen B6. You know what they say about him.

yeah, the bird.

Keith Malinak (01:16:28.046)

It's not impressive, is it? Now watch this. Yeah, that bird flew 8,425 miles nonstop from Alaska to Australia. Look at that. him like 11 days. What a show off.

did they go that long without eating?

Google it.

What is it? I don't know. It's birds. Just look at bird. What it was.

Well, let me see here. Go back as I'm trying to.

Keith Malinak (01:16:59.746)

This there it is. It says a migratory bird. Well, that's not helpful. But our tailed God wit. Remember that time? Now, do you recall Brad Staggs? There was a time where you and I read just the names of birds on this program and it got it got the flagged. What platform was that flagged on? And then all I had to do was explain that.

we were literally just reading the names of birds, just their scientific name. And they took off the objection. don't know if it was, I don't even remember what that was.

It had to have been YouTube. They are a bunch of whiners.

And I said, we literally were just reading the names of the species. So back off. And they took it off.

Well, you see it's the AI that reads it first and does stupid things.

Keith Malinak (01:17:50.222)

we were talking about something like a titmouse or something, right?

Right. Yellow bellied, full breasted booby.

Poopy, yes!

tiny five grams solar powered satellite transmitter, individually coated metal bands and leg flags so that each bird could be identified. Package has gotten, has gotten to, has to be so small. The bird travels 12,000 kilometers. It doesn't say anything about their, after feeding on the cuscoquim, the what the cuscoquim Delta near Nome, Alaska B6 set off October 13th, 22 and just 11 days later, the bird arrived in Australia.

after COVID. So that's all they do the whole time?

Keith Malinak (01:18:32.622)

That's like camels can go months without drinking water, you know

But they have big old humps. That's true. Lovely lady lumps.

How about the blue-footed booby?

or the bush tit.

Keith Malinak (01:18:49.87)

That's unfortunate. gosh. Hey look, there's a Andean cock of the rock.

Someone named these birds.

American Woodcock. That's kind of boring. If you think about it now, Harry Woodpecker, all right, little bastard.

You're looking for a strike again, aren't you?

Shag you can tell whoever wrote this article they blew their wad at the beginning of this article. Horrie puff leg. Turtis bird family. Gray go away bird. See they're in weak sauceville now. Lucifer hummingbird. yeah.

Brad Staggs (01:19:27.31)

Oh, I just

What are you doing this weekend,

Yeah. just Saturday morning live tomorrow morning as you know for at 10am Eastern time. I do each and every week with Jeff Fisher.

You're not going to have like inappropriate bird names, are you?

Maybe. mean, is that a problem?

Keith Malinak (01:19:54.804)

you know what? I forgot to tell you when we're talking about the construction stuff. I want to I wanted to see if you could maybe build something for me here. Hang on. And I saw, by the way, I saw the request there, Lynn, something about the you wanted to hear about turtle. I got something for you to stand by where everyone's everyone's wondering where the women are. I'm sorry. You know, know.

the

Brad Staggs (01:20:19.349)

They show up and they don't

I'm sorry that Kelly's got a family apparently, whatever. And Rebecca's got that headed. You guys should tweet them and say, hey, thanks for not being a team put.

Yeah, where the hell are you?

Thursday, by the way, next week we're doing another bar fleet and guess who has to bail after the first out? I mean you're either a team player or you're not.

I think that I think it goes to show who is and who isn't yeah already. Where the hell?

Keith Malinak (01:20:51.566)

Look, I realize that you do this for free, maybe show some

Little respect for the, just the process. Just a little respect for the process. That's all I think. I don't think that's asking too much. I'm trying, I'm looking at the same time because there was.

the process.

Keith Malinak (01:21:09.773)

And keep talking while I...

Keith Malinak (01:21:14.254)

Here we go. I found it. You can stop now Look at this. I kit I'm gonna show you three videos of things and I don't know which one I want you to build but I want you to build one of these for me Okay, uh-huh and my money's no object cuz I'm gonna rob a bank. You just tell me how much I gotta I gotta rob to make it worth your while All right. So we get tornadoes. We get bad storms here in Texas. This is kind of fun. I guess right here Okay, so see this this is like this is like somebody's back

Okay.

Keith Malinak (01:21:44.162)

patio there. See that? Watch this. Now look, first of all, they're running from bad guys. So the dog's not doing his job to begin with, but that I digress.

euphemism.

Keith Malinak (01:22:00.866)

search the yard where is she that's good stuff right I like that AI look no I haven't gotten this far in the video I seriously have not seen anything past that point so here we go I have no idea what she's gonna say good thing we have this bunker in the grill

That was a honor.

Brad Staggs (01:22:18.146)

We have the- We'll never find it. There's nothing behind-

Brad Staggs (01:22:24.59)

Look behind that tree over there.

I would tell the AI to try harder. I would not publish it. It's not under the table!

What's behind the tree?

Keith Malinak (01:22:39.254)

Not under the table! Where'd she go? If you liked it, now I'll give you a quick tour.

Hell did you- Please leave a like.

Brad Staggs (01:22:49.262)

She was quick. She just disappeared. Where'd the bad guys go?

I was more entertained by the bad guy if I'm being honest. I don't really care about the underground lair

not under the table.

Where the hell did she go?

Keith Malinak (01:23:09.39)

You can build me something like that without a car.

I think I'll I that can be yep, I can be done and I have to get back to you on that. I have to put together the bid. I mean you've got do you want the bad guys or do you just want to you? Do you them included?

You're gonna run me.

Keith Malinak (01:23:27.342)

I gotta have the overacting. Where the hell did he go? He's not under the table. I mean, AI should be better at acting than that, right? So I've got to dig it up my yard coming up here, you know, where we're adding on. And so this would be my chance to have a bunker of some sort, even if it just a storm shelter. So now's my chance, but I wanted to give that first bit opportunity to you if you want to.

They, yes, they should.

Brad Staggs (01:23:55.522)

That's very nice of you. That is very, very nice of you.

Bitcoin better go up or else I'm going to go into debt, but I digress again. Watch this right here. Look at this guy's hole in the ground.

Keith Malinak (01:24:11.31)

I love how it makes it look so easy, right? Look, you just roll up here with your little backhoe or whatever and wait, hold on, is he floating? Anyway, sorry.

I believe he is.

And I just want to point out that this guy, his house, his neighborhood, his car, he can afford this project.

is not doing that himself.

Keith Malinak (01:24:39.383)

Now see, now the bad guys that were chasing him, they'd find his ass. Because that door is pretty obvious.

Keith Malinak (01:24:49.87)

Mean this isn't Bob Vila. This is AI slop and I'm tired of it, man Okay, it makes the point it makes the point but I want to see like this old house going on You know what? mean? Like I

Whatever.

Keith Malinak (01:25:09.486)

Can you build this for me too, Brad?

same weekend.

Keith Malinak (01:25:19.128)

mean, it's so satisfying because it looks so damn easy.

I'm curious as to why he's putting the insulation in.

Keith Malinak (01:25:28.782)

OK, hold on. Now, where are you going now? The ladies deal or this one?

Brad Staggs (01:25:38.328)

while you're putting your line wine cellar in the middle of the backyard.

Right, that's not a very convenient place. It should be... That's the front yard, isn't it?

Well, he parked the car. we? Parking the car. There's no park his car in the. Yeah, you're looking for you're looking for some sort of. Object.

Yeah, hello. Who cares?

Keith Malinak (01:25:54.542)

Amazing AI!

Keith Malinak (01:26:00.386)

more. One more. This is the one I really want. How much how much you're gonna try? I'll take bids in the chat here. How much how much to how much to build this thing in my backyard?

Brad Staggs (01:26:14.606)

you

Thanks.

you

Look at that, huh? Right inside Rover's doghouse.

Let's go.

Brad Staggs (01:26:26.764)

GO!

Keith Malinak (01:26:30.798)

you

yeah, come on now.

You know, I will admit I've always had a thing for the way shoes sound like

that it's like almost like a a s r a s

Yes, that. Like in the 70s, all the cop shows Rockford files when they would run and you'd the shoes. I don't know why I liked it, but I liked it.

Keith Malinak (01:26:54.862)

from the 70 shows like that is I like the, let's just say this is a car. Do I have a toy car anywhere? Nope. I have a say this is the car, right? And it's going around the corner. It's chasing the bad guy. And you see like that. And then the back tires, so it straightens out and heads back.

That's oversteer. oversteer is fine. Oversteer is probably better than understeer. Get it. Understeer is when you turn the wheels and the car keeps going straight. That's bad.

When you turn the wheels and the car keeps going.

If you turn the wheels with the car keeps going straight, that's called understeer. If you turn the wheels in the back end, fishtail's out, that's oversteer.

you ever tell me about that time that I almost tipped my car over right there in Lafayette, Louisiana?

Brad Staggs (01:27:41.102)

shouldn't do that, it's expensive.

Yeah, I was getting out on Interstate 10, I guess it was. I was moving to Houston and had a little Ford Escort. was, get this, my grandmother, not Nana, but my other grandmother, she had a car that she literally only drove on Sundays. And so it was a, what year was this? This was about 1980s. So she averaged 3,000 miles a year on this Ford Escort. So by the time I got it,

It was worn out.

Yeah, that's about the lifespan of a Ford Escort.

And so the reason I had to buy her a car off of her is because I was moving to Houston. I didn't have air conditioning in my car. So I had to quickly sell mine and buy her a family discount. the point of the story, which believe it or not, it started with me getting on the interstate and almost tipping was there was a turtle in the middle of the interstate. And thankfully there was no other cars around. It was just me and I see a turtle and this is before cell phone. So I wasn't distracted by a cell phone. Thankfully. Or else I probably would have tipped.

Keith Malinak (01:28:46.936)

But anyway, the turtle was there and I tried to avoid it and I turned the wheel too tight and that damn car, like a 1970s Rockford Files show, I was on two wheels for a stretch there. Not, obviously not a hundred feet or anything, but there was moment there. you know what? That turtle lived, but it's a dumb ass and nearly caused me a big problem that day on I-10.

I bet it did.

So run over the turtle kids or you're gonna get yourself killed.

Lynn had her first car was exactly like Rockford's. That would be a 1974 Firebird Esprit. They use the Esprit, but they put the, I think they had a 350 in it. I have it over there on the screen if you want it. But those are hot cars.

I don't.

Keith Malinak (01:29:40.526)

those are, I hated that look in the 80s when I was a kid. I think it's very cool. Yeah.

Those are beautiful.

I love the, and the, dream is the 70 and a half formula 400, which is not on there, but it had the little, it had the, the, the formula 400 said the little snorkel scoops on the hood and we're very cool. And now they're about too much.

Um, uh, who was it that, uh, just asked, was it Lynn who asked about the, about the turtle? Look at that. got a turtle for you or tortoise or whatever the hell that thing is. All right. There's Jonathan. He's the oldest living land animal on earth. He's 194 years old. He was believed to be hatched around 1832. And the way they know this is because when he came to the island that he lives on, uh, Marco silent or something like that, they said he was, uh, at least.

color too.

Keith Malinak (01:30:34.958)

at least 50 years old when he arrived in 1882 on this island. Dude could be older than 1832. In 1832, Andrew Jackson, the seventh president, he was in office. That cat right there has lived through 41 presidencies.

That's a turtle, not a cat. Just so you know.

says you. What do you his little nose holes do? Do think they help him go fast attacking prey like that bird we saw?

Pretty sure. Yeah, he breaks their spine as he swoops in.

I don't underestimate me!

Brad Staggs (01:31:13.198)

Snaps him in half and then eats them

He looks like a badass though. Like he doesn't take crap. His name is

Now he'll bite your finger off too because kind of dicks

Yeah, yeah, he looks.

But you know what, if you're that old, you're gonna be a dick. Because you've seen a lot.

Keith Malinak (01:31:33.294)

Yes, and I think we started the show explaining why we're always in a bad mood.

Yes, and if you multiply that by like five, yeah, you're you're pissed because you see so much you can only put up with so much stupid in your lifetime,

What sucks though, that guy's got two centuries of stories, but yet we can't understand him when he tries to tell them to us. Huh, Jonathan.

I

We should listen to turtles more often.

Keith Malinak (01:31:58.508)

Well, that's not true. They're dumb. They are so

They're just mean. I don't know they're dumb. I think they're just mean. They just come across as dumb because they're mean.

Hey, I got on an elevator the other day. I think it was last weekend. I tweeted this out. I just look, I'm not making fun of this person at all. I just want to know if maybe you don't want to, I don't know, maybe get married or change your name. I don't know. I guess the inspector for the Fort Worth elevator, her name is Fatima Butt. Right there, Fatima Butt.

I looked her up. She's real.

And is she does she live up to the name?

Brad Staggs (01:32:45.174)

I mean, if she's real, does she live up to the name? Now I wanna see what she looks like.

Keith Malinak (01:32:54.158)

You found her, right? I did find her. Some people like in front of a like, I don't know. I don't know which one she is. think if I remember correctly, I think she's probably the one on the left. If the caption is right, does that sound familiar? Is that not accurate? Why? Why you figure out which one Fatima but is I want to show you this. Look at this. This is so cool. This is a saucer and a teacup, right? But look at this. Look at this. This is right up your alley. Brad, go back to Fatima, but in a second, watch this. You got to you got to put the cup on the

Did you see that? See the lines? Now watch this. No! Get out! What? Wasn't that cool?

That's kind of clever. Who thought of that?

Kinda clever. I don't know, but people used to care about stuff.

Yeah, I mean that took some thought.

Keith Malinak (01:33:43.704)

Yes, that's so cool. want a You know what? As long as we're talking about cups and stuff. You see, got my Yeti, whatever, and it's filled with water. And that's fine. But if I take a coffee cup like this in my house, something like this, and I put water in it, I get mocked mercilessly from my entire family.

Why? I don't know what it's for. Is it not?

They're like, it's a coffee cup, not a water cup. I'm like, what? Who cares? So the routine typically is on the weekends, I'll have coffee. And then when I'm done, you know, around middle of the day or what have you, then I don't want to dirty dishes because I'll be damned if I'm drying them. We've already been over this. I'll fill them up with water the rest of the day. I'll fill them up. And so instead of, hey, thanks for not dirtying more dishes, I get, you are a freak.

Water coffee.

Brad Staggs (01:34:40.952)

Well, you are, but not for that.

Right, not for that. Isn't that weird that I would be ridiculed for that?

Okay, wait a second. I just googled Fatima, but and

What do you find? Let's see. Hang on.

I'll show you what I found when I Google Fatima, but, then I put.

Keith Malinak (01:35:01.718)

No, no, no, no, no. Before I put up anything that you're sure. Fatima in quotes and put for.

Now watch if I put that's what I get when I put Fatima butt elevator

gosh, that's not what I... you got my picture up there, upper left corner. Look at there.

Yep, Fatima Butt Elevator.

Those aren't pictures that I saw. I saw like four city employees standing in front of something and I had to surmise which one was fat in my butt. no. Hey, who's that cute kid right there with the little hat on, little sweater? Click on that one. He is adorable. What do we got there?

Brad Staggs (01:35:22.392)

Cut.

Brad Staggs (01:35:30.338)

my butt right there. don't. There's a LinkedIn.

Brad Staggs (01:35:41.582)

If you any complaints about this elevator, please contact Fatima Butt. Thank you. Huh? Who is that little adorable kid? don't know.

Yeah. Yeah.

Keith Malinak (01:35:50.446)

You know, I felt so bad that that backstory that's my profile picture on X if anyone unaware But that that's a neighbor's house back there and they had a chain link fence and I mean it was so middle-class now today It's a it's a third world run neighborhood. But in the day back in the early 80s That was a middle-class Enclave of metro Atlanta, but they had a dog and his name was major and I love that dog It's like a border collie and I would run up and down the fence and just keep him entertained and keep me entertained everybody wants

Like the neighbors got their dog worn out. My parents got me worn out. It was awesome. But I remember.

Over you there.

We moved out of that house. Three, two.

You remember back that far.

Keith Malinak (01:36:33.132)

Well, no, well, I lived in that house until I was seven. So anyway, somewhere in there, I ran up and down and this is such a traumatic memory. This is why I remember it. I ran up and down the fence, up and down. What the heck? Could you please take that off? My word. Did it? Did it? Well, make it not slip.

Sorry, my mouse slipped.

Brad Staggs (01:36:57.367)

It's back.

Anyway, so Major threw up. He just started vomiting. And I felt really bad. To this day, I feel bad because I made old Major, the lovable little border colleague, just vomit profusely there. was because he wore himself out. Like I didn't throw up. I was fine. Now, today, if I ran up and down a fence, I'd be the one vomiting profusely.

yeah. Big time. Yeah. You ever considered a Brazilian butt lift?

For me, negative.

I was just checking but why why do we have elevated now? I want to click on this

Keith Malinak (01:37:31.374)

Hang on a second. Are you saying something about my butt? do you have a problem? Shaping?

Nope. think it's perfect the way it is. I think it's perfect. Where I'm okay. So where is this picture of her Fatima, but is that her in the. Elevator rides with black people. So awkward elevator rides with black people be so awkward. my gosh.

Thank you.

Keith Malinak (01:37:47.116)

I don't know. Am I going to have to actually?

Keith Malinak (01:37:54.04)

Wait, what? did that say?

Keith Malinak (01:37:59.982)

Okay, interesting.

I didn't write it, it's just on the internet, must be true.

I can't believe that I have to sit here and do this for you.

I cannot find that in my book.

You are so obsessed with this.

Brad Staggs (01:38:12.812)

Well, you brought it up, you tweeted it out and now don't want people to know about it.

I'm looking for her right now.

She, okay. There's some, does so many people take pictures in elevators? That's a little weird to me. Creeping people out on the elevator part 57.

Wait, what? No.

There's a bunch of weird, what is it with elevators and people doing weird stuff in them?

Keith Malinak (01:38:42.072)

I don't know. Now I'm on a Fatima butt journey, apparently. Now I can't find it. It's like, now I got to go back to my phone. That's where I looked it up.

There must be like a subreddit that has elevator stuff on it.

my gosh. You'll be careful when you Google Fatima, but

There are a things out there. Doesn't the cup smell like coffee later?

Rinse it out! You know, you don't make a big deal. just rinse it out.

Brad Staggs (01:39:11.52)

It's a liquid cup. Yes. And I've never thought of it as coffee. They're just, they're, tumblers. And you can put anything in it. This is America. You can put whatever the hell you want to in your cup.

And honestly, when you point out something that I do that irritates you, like, you know, you're putting water in a coffee cup. Well, guess who's never going to drink water out of any other kind of cup? I'm just going to do it to piss off everyone in my.

Thank you. I didn't know that Chuck Norris climbed what uh what uh he climbed legendary California peak just months before his death.

Oh, that guy, he's legend.

And now there is a new theory on Nancy Guthrie's abductor.

Keith Malinak (01:39:58.731)

they ever going to find her?

That's the freakiest I mean it's it's so weird What where did she? Is it the son-in-law? Is it the brother-in-law the son-in-law whatever I mean, is it a family member because it's so damned strange that she just disappeared

I don't know.

It makes no sense.

Keith Malinak (01:40:27.406)

I want to read a story to you, some bullet points in the story. I want everybody to be thinking, what would you do if you were this person? His lady named Shana Fleener, she discovered $8.7 million mistakenly. I mean, that's what they said is a mistake, wired into her Fidelity Investments account. This happened in June of 2024. And she says that apparently,

Well, you know before I get ahead of myself, let me just read this. Okay, so so she she sees her the the deposit into her account And she says I called fidelity pretty much immediately stop me if if what I read in the story you would do differently Okay, so so so far she sees the notification eight point seven million in your fidelity investment account She calls fidelity immediately

Nope, right there. I nope. I would not

How about you guys in the chat? What are you doing? You see $8.7 million in my investment account. What are you doing immediately? Like what's the first thing you do?

You don't withdraw it. You certainly don't call the bank though. That is not what you do.

Keith Malinak (01:41:45.976)

Well, she says it was just my gut instinct to call the fidelity people to say, I don't know where this 8.7 million came from. Now I would have said my investments paid off. My, my cumulus stock, finally the ship.

The bank?

Brad Staggs (01:42:00.942)

They know you're lying

I remember I was in the office at the time of noticing the money and I just sat there in shock for a few minutes because before calmly getting up and excusing myself to go call them She says the representative she spoke with at fidelity was flabbergasted and said that he had never seen anything like it He asked me if I was sure that the money was not mine

Which made me laugh. I assured him I did not have $8 million, nor did I know anyone who had $8 million. The representative told her that he would alert the appropriate team to investigate, but generally wire transfers were final.

Despite initial hope that she might get to keep the money, Fleener knew it likely wasn't the reality. Still, she asked if she could buy stocks with it.

Thank

Keith Malinak (01:42:56.92)

since the money was transferred directly into her brokerage account. So she wouldn't have even needed to transfer the money to another account in order to invest those funds. However, she says he kindly asked her not to, as it would just make things more complicated.

For whom?

While the financial company tried to get to the bottom of things, Fleener couldn't help but stare at the Fidelity app all day stunned by the $8,786,167.73 in her account. Fleener admits she never found out who sent the money, but Fidelity eventually withdrew the funds from her account later that day, about seven hours after she first noticed. Quote, I got an email from their customer care team a few days later saying my account number had been entered incorrectly at the initiation. It did not come from within the Fidelity system.

I really wish I knew more. In hindsight...

Keith Malinak (01:43:50.102)

In hindsight, Fleeter tells People Magazine she wishes she hadn't called Fidelity right away.

The rest of us knew that immediately.

and would have let it sit for a while longer to see what happened. That's not me saying I would have fled the country and embrace life as a fugitive or anything like that, even though it was certainly fun to fantasize about doing exactly that. It was much more exciting to discuss those ideas when you actually have the funds in your hands and be able to pull it off. I have that brokerage accounts default position set to blah, blah, blah, blah. Who cares anymore? She's like, she always remember June 28th, 2024. Now.

I asked to chat before I respond because I have my I am fine with my answer, but I want to give everyone else a chance to share their thoughts before I.

I'm I just asked Chad GPT and it's generally their final immediate and irrevocable once processed.

Keith Malinak (01:44:45.826)

Fidelity rep has the money. Lynn, you are awesome.

Keith Malinak (01:44:53.324)

Not worth going to prison over, Kara.

Well, go to prison, you didn't ask for it.

So.

You're just sitting there minding your business. Somebody threw $8.7 million at you. Why wouldn't you just?

So the first thing I got to do is say, is not tell Carrie. Now listen, I'm not doing anything behind her back.

Brad Staggs (01:45:15.566)

you're just not gonna do it in front of her.

I'm just, she's gonna find out when we're like, wow, that cumulus stock really paid off. Yes ma'am. I'm not taking anything from her. I'm protecting her, you see. Okay, so what's gonna happen is I'll be 50 years old here.

You're going to be 50 when?

a few weeks, nine or sometime in the near future. I'll be 50 years old. Okay. Where's my cremice cup? Thank you. Okay. Wow. Here's the thing.

20 years ago, 29 year old, 30 year old Keith would have probably done what this lady did. Like, my gosh, this is wrong.

Keith Malinak (01:46:02.786)

But the theme of today's show, Wes, when you're making the title is we're old now. We've seen some things. Yep. We've been through a lot of shit in our lives. I'm not justifying doing wrong. Let me finish the MF and thought for anybody out there that's already started to judge me. That money is coming out of my fidelity account and it's going into my bank.

Then my ass is going to the ATM and any other any other bank that I can get the cash. Hold on. Hold on. Let me finish before I'm not done with my with my explanation yet. So does everybody just stop judging me? never listen to this son of a bitch again. He's a dirty bastard thieving son of a bitch. No. So what's going to happen is I'm a sit back after I get all the cash that I can shoved into my pockets.

putting that underground layer that Brad Staggs just built for me. Hold on, hold on. Uh-huh. And then when I sit back, and eventually something's gonna hit the news. And if it is an elderly woman, a widow or something like that, and says, I don't know what happened. My husband's legacy just vanished into thin air when I sent it to fidelity. Then I go, shit, no, granny. And I will figure out a way to get her.

Brad Staggs (01:47:31.416)

Here's all five million. Right.

Keith Malinak (01:47:36.568)

But if, let's just say it's, I'm a bad, I'm not saying that I'm not a bad person. I'm not saying that my morals haven't declined in the last 20 years. I'm saying I wouldn't be so quick to jump. Like you're talking to the guy who, and this is really sad. This is really sad when I say the full story here. Carrie says one of the things that made her fall in love with me was it was during the Atlanta Olympics.

and she came to visit in Atlanta and we were staying at Nana Papa's house and I went inside a gas station to get a it was it was the day Richard Jewell was like the bombing you know it happened down at the because we were down at Cario and I were in Centennial Park like a couple hours before that bomb went off actually and so the next day I wanted the Atlanta Journal newspaper with this on the headline the front page thing and and I went to a gas station and

And apparently, and I vaguely remember this story, but this is how she tells it. What's that?

And I sushi did you didn't buy sushi did you in the gas station?

No, no, I've never had sushi. I never will have sushi. And so I came back out and I realized, crap, I grabbed two newspapers. And I went back inside and I put one back on the thing and then I came back out and she said, that's what I knew. That's what I knew that you were the man. And so today's man is going to take 8.7 million. They can keep the Atlanta Journal of Constitution about the bombing.

Keith Malinak (01:49:04.162)

Honey, I'm doing it for you. But so I would just, I just don't be so quick to, to, to, to,

You know it's not God giving you the money.

That's not right! Bank error in your favor! Are we not in that world anymore? Excuse me!

They used to say it all the time in monopoly.

Bank error in your favor, collect $200. We grew up knowing that. Are you going to tell me that's a lie too? That's another lie to add on to the rest of the lies they taught us.

Keith Malinak (01:49:36.174)

So is it okay to invest some of that money that you know is going to just do great? mean, look at my Bitcoin is going to take off once I invest this. Then you'll get your original money back, and then I'll just keep the profit. Right. Like, honestly, what would you do with this? I you could justify this thing if you want to. And I know it's wrong. I know at the end of the day,

that what this lady did is 100 % right and what I'm saying and what I'm suggesting is 100 % wrong. But I'm not saying, I'm not telling you what's right and wrong. I'm being vulnerable with you and telling you I'm too wrong.

That's me being vulnerable. I'm giving you a look inside me. You want to see more of what's in me? I get in here. I'll show you all around. You want what? No, that's just, no, that's, that's still the

Come on. know that I want to come on. What's happening?

Keith Malinak (01:50:32.782)

I honestly thought that I was finally picking up on-

there.

Keith Malinak (01:50:39.978)

I thought I was picking up. See, people that go and listen to the audio version of this, I apologize. There's so many visual aids for this show that I have. Spotify, by the way, shout out to Wes. He got us on Spotify, like the video stuff. Do you do that on the Daily Mojo?

It ain't

I mean, I think we're on a spot. There's video stuff on, is that like butt stuff? What is that?

Hold on, let me, I'm gonna do this for you. You do so much clicking for me.

I don't know. I think I'm cripple. I'm not cripples. Quit treating me like a cripple. I'm not a cripple tard.

Keith Malinak (01:51:12.896)

So can go to THE Daily Mode

Keith Malinak (01:51:18.05)

The Daily Mojo. look, there's that logo. All right, I'm to click on it. All right, I'm going to press play here. So this is today's show, and then I'm going to click on it and look at that.

Look at that awesome thumbnail on today's show. Now you can hit, now you can hit, take my screen. Cause that will get that awesome thumbnail.

No more Brazilian butt lift.

Nope. I can bring that back if you want, but, look, mean, that's an awesome. Those are.

Good.

Keith Malinak (01:51:42.702)

I don't see video bro. You need to fuck to run or Wes or something.

Is there a video on Spotify?

Yeah, yeah, so so so let me just show you real quick here. Okay, so I'm playing I'm gonna turn the volume down. This is the Daily Mojo This is what you look for if you want to see Brad's morning show the Daily Mojo that's on Spotify It's playing right now right now. Let me just show you this Let me just show you this not to brag just to merely show you this is yesterday's Nephilim show that I did With Derek Olson and see that look at that guy see him see that Spotify playing again

looks like you. Is that you?

That's me. Well, then there's my me and my guests see that and so what I'm saying is there's a way to do it but it's a weird different Spotify login and I apologize.

Brad Staggs (01:52:29.1)

Let me show you the reddit Spotify just force minute just force minute music videos on us and it's ruining the listening experience

well you don't have to click on that.

No, I'm just saying that that's you know, that's what people are saying about the video on Spotify

Okay, hold on. I'm just looking at the comments here. Now I need to, yeah, see the interest. Yes. If you don't do anything, just an old guy with a mic, see, you let that money sit there. You collect the interest and then they can come back and get the 8.7 million when they figure it out.

For how long do you think it would be before they figured it out?

Brad Staggs (01:53:07.509)

If let's see

I would feel bad. I would feel badly that I don't know who I'm keeping that money from. It's rightfully theirs. It could be my Nana, right? You know what I'm saying? Like that's crap. But at the same time, I didn't make the mistake. I'm just sitting here. I'm just sitting here on the porch and then money landed here. Is it my job to go door to door with all this cash and ask whose is this? No.

How if I had eight point seven million dollars and put it into a savings account with today's interest rate how much would a

I do that with Grok all the time. And I always put in the most conservative estimates on interest.

just said today's interest rate, traditional savings, big banks, blah, blah, point four using, Uh, good grief, just get to the point. Interest over seven days, seven million. You would have approximately eight

Brad Staggs (01:54:14.633)

$7,516 in interest. That's better than a kick in the balls.

It is better than the kick.

That's $7,500 you didn't have when you got your ass out of bed this m-

I got two other things I want to play here and I'm looking at the clock here and I want to get your thoughts on these.

and

Keith Malinak (01:54:32.866)

like in a good way or not so good.

No, like a peregrine falcon good. Just damn that is and breaking fast.

Okay, watch this. somebody found this. Like, this is somebody I know. Found this in a park. There's a rock sitting on a piece of paper. Okay? You're like, whoa, what is that all about? What is that? Right? And so she opens it up. my gosh! It doesn't matter who I am. I just wanted to someone's day better. Okay, first of all, work on sentences.

Learn how to write a letter.

REJECT YOUR GIFT! YOU CAN'T EVEN SPELL WORDS!

Brad Staggs (01:55:11.704)

Keep this stupid money. No, on second thought, I'm going to take it as a penalty for your stupidity and not being able to spell.

Isn't that weird how our brain, like the first time I read this, I didn't catch that typo.

Just busy looking at the money you glutton.

wanted to make someone's day better. If this small gesture brought you a moment of joy, then I'm grateful. Give and you shall receive good luck. Now, now, now, listen. Now listen to this, though, bro. How many times have I said, when you do something evil, and you're not around to enjoy it, that's more evil than if you were there to enjoy it. You know what mean? Like if you pull a prank on someone, that's funny. But if you pull a prank on a stranger, and you're never there, you know, like to witness it.

that's covered in anthrax.

Keith Malinak (01:55:53.836)

then what does that say about you? Are you more sadistic wanting to see the evil play out or to be somewhere completely away?

Yeah, but that's like bad guys on in movies. They always watch it on the news later.

Okay. Okay. So anyway, there's 100 bucks. Isn't that fun?

covered in anthrax and measles.

you

Brad Staggs (01:56:18.926)

That's there's nothing. Don't trust anything like that because the world has nothing nice in it. It's all out to kill you.

Okay.

Keith Malinak (01:56:26.798)

So you go to your car and you find something to pick that up with. You throw it in the trunk, you go to the bank and you go, can I get another hundred here? You'd throw it out. And then they go, hey, aren't you that bastard that stole that 8.7 million from the grandma? Okay, now I am completely conflicted here. We've shown how much of a lying jerk I am with the money, the 8.7 million.

songs.

Brad Staggs (01:56:49.742)

It's not lying. It could be a gift from heaven.

It could, you know what? That is my alibi. You're right. I didn't know if the Lord

to say it's not.

I'm not arguing with you. That money doesn't have to be connected to another human being. You're absolutely right, Brad. I love that. I got to remember that for the pastor next time that happens. so welcome. So check this out. I don't know how I feel about this. And I will reserve my comments for the end. But just watch this video. Somebody just sent this to me. I guess a guy named Jimmy darts goes around giving people money. I have never heard of him until 10 minutes before we went on the air. I was like, oh, that goes perfectly with this.

The story ahead, blah, blah. Watch this. Here we go.

Brad Staggs (01:57:32.75)

This is

First of all, I don't like them. I said I'd hold my thoughts out.

Hey, did you draw, little kid, did you drop, did you drop this?

Is this what he does? He whispers out of breath when he approaches people? Anyway, I'm sorry.

I'm gonna take it out of my hand if you would just touch me a little bit.

Keith Malinak (01:57:51.918)

Is that not weird? Okay. I know, but you're.

freak. Keep your now in a second. Give me the money and get out of here. I saw it fall on the ground. Is this yours? $100 a day. Yeah. Did you guys drop one? Yeah. Why were you honest? I mean, believe in Christ. don't believe in lying. I then rewarded

Right, here we go. Watch this.

Keith Malinak (01:58:12.728)

She's a believer in Christ. She doesn't believe in lying. Okay. We just went through my $8.7 million heist. Now I feel like a dirty heathen just for the-

You are a dirty heath. $500 for their honesty and then they shared this.

So because she said that's not my hundred dollar bill, he's giving her 500 bucks more. How cool is that, huh?

This is for you.

Okay, I don't know why he does that.

Brad Staggs (01:58:38.478)

It's cause he likes to look creepy. Is it gonna help her?

What is that bro, I don't know who this guy is actually he might be the nicest guy in the world

thank you so much have things been tough? wanna let you know that regent bank also wants to give you another thousand dollars this is a crummy commercial for regent bank?

Brad Staggs (01:59:08.91)

Can anything not be, does everything have to be a fricking commercial?

We're not done yet, Buckle up.

There you go. my god, he's so crying. you little crybaby, shut up. Teach him how to be a man, would ya?

of christia did not take god's name in vain because that's only the first time

Keith Malinak (01:59:35.758)

It's beautiful, right?

I don't trust it. don't trust it.

We were almost homeless. April 15th, she's about to get... I don't have a car.

Keith Malinak (01:59:50.386)

Take care of this one. How you feeling now, boy? You're this one. Sorry. Granbae. Okay, I don't know what the deal is with the talking.

babies it's just been miserable.

What's wrong? Don't you like him talking like that? the hardest part for you! You like this?

And I feel so sad for this kid, actually.

I've been just getting bored in school. But the fact that God is always awesome helps me out every day. And that's when my followers came together and did this. I have a hundred and fifty thousand dollars for- WHAT?! Get the f- Get outta here! WHAT?! A hundred and fifty thousand dollars! I trust nothing-

Keith Malinak (02:00:35.278)

This guy is still whispering and I can't take it whether he's inside or outside he's whispering

You're gonna be taken care of. People love you guys so much. I'm gonna get in my van. Here, just my van over here. I know it doesn't have any windows, but just get in. It's okay. Just get in.

I'm sure he does good things.

Sure, it's on the internet. It has to be true You deserve this yeah Come on over here and now will you give me a hug? Now we only on top of me to show respect for the way

Brad Staggs (02:01:23.662)

We also wanted to bless you with something, Cody, so there you go, man, the new Xbox! my!

Brad Staggs (02:01:34.574)

He's just with a sesnick that comes screaming out of the sky and lands on him and POOOM! and blows it.

Holy crap. so look, I think we've this conversation before on this program where it's like, why is this stuff always recorded? Like if you want to do something nice for someone, the argument is, what's the Jesus line about your left hand, your right hand? You look it up. I googled Bible verses for yesterday's Nephilim show and today's your turn.

That's very sweet if it's true.

Brad Staggs (02:02:02.653)

me or

Keith Malinak (02:02:09.098)

On one hand, you could say, just do it. Don't make a big show. On the other hand, by promoting this, people came together and donated more money to this family.

Do not let your left hand know what your right hand is doing. Matthew 6-3.

Yeah, who's the pastor in this house? Thank you.

So anyway, but point is

means to give to the median secret.

Keith Malinak (02:02:37.646)

If he doesn't promote this, then that's $150,000 that this family doesn't have. And they'll probably burn through that money he gave him at Walmart in five minutes. No, but the point is that that's really sweet. I'm so glad that people are doing the kind thing. Oh, you don't think it's.

If it's true, yes. I'm so burnt. That's the problem is I'm just jaded and old and crotchety and grouchy.

Lynn says you don't advertise a kindness.

Right. That's what Matthew said.

But Kara 3022 says, GoFundMe raised $150,000 in two days for them. Now, before we go, let me just.

Brad Staggs (02:03:10.003)

Verse 3

Brad Staggs (02:03:18.414)

What hold on that was a go fund me so wait, it was those two different times Because I thought he just followed them out into the

I don't know. I don't know.

So and I are here just, we're in Walmart. We're trying to figure out how to stretch this buck. If you could just kinda act all disheveled and sad and stuff.

Keith Malinak (02:03:39.416)

So anyway, Brad, how are we gonna make it this weekend?

My face.

I think these glasses don't even work. just, I've outgrown these. I haven't been able to see through them in eight months. My eyes are deteriorating and, nevermind the problem that I have with alcohol. won't spend.

don't have any underpants.

Brad Staggs (02:04:03.566)

What about that pussy discharge? Have you done anything about that?

I spend it on any money. So if you could go to go fund me, I'm sorry. Hang on a second. Hang on. Let me just, let me do this. No, no.

shovel. Can we be shoveled now?

Keith Malinak (02:04:20.846)

And I'm just sad, you know, I can't even read. Like, I don't even know. Does that say something on the screen? What does that say?

I'm my cross-eyedness doesn't allow me to read anymore.

I was born and raised in the South.

I was born a poor black child.

I went to public school and so I didn't have a chance at life. Like I literally I went to a public school in the South. I didn't have a chance to succeed and.

Brad Staggs (02:04:46.19)

He's going straight to hell. Trust me, people.

And then, and then, you know what I would do though? I tell you what I would do if $8.7 million popped into my account. Like if I had, if I had, I don't even have enough money to have a bank account, but let's just say I did an 8.7 million popped in there. I would give it back to, I'd give it to every, I would just make sure that, it's not my money.

in the chat. Everybody in the

Get a piece of you get a piece of that

You know what I would do? I would give you my extra copy of the Atlanta Journal Constitution from the summer of 1996.

Brad Staggs (02:05:23.512)

I would give something to everybody in the chat. that is taking care of us, I get.

yeah, absolute. Why are you shoveled, bro? Play the part, damn you.

Brad Staggs (02:05:37.87)

that I'd still give a piece to all the people in the chat.

Where's my, here we go. See like.

You know, my mom always said my eyes would get stuck this way, but so far they ain't.

I need redneck hair. isn't redneck hair.

My uncle daddy, he used to say, my uncle daddy, you know, he's a good.

Keith Malinak (02:05:55.906)

Your uncle daddy?

Keith Malinak (02:06:00.334)

So anyway, if you'd like to help us out, if you wanna, you know what, here's the goal. Here's, it's a, it's a, it's a modest goal.

It's not a

8.7 million.

It's a month. So we're setting our Gibson go to 8.7 million. Okay. Now, I'm going to make a promise to you. To you. Okay.

Wait, who you pointing at? see two of you.

Keith Malinak (02:06:22.574)

Everybody, everybody listening right now, if we get to $8.7 million,

coming to every one of your houses.

No, no, didn't say that. Didn't.

I might. I might. If-

If we get to 8.7 million dollars, what am

Brad Staggs (02:06:42.658)

Where's the rub? Keith will give you a foot rub. Usually I got Ron to do it, but now I'll get Keith to do it.

wouldn't get so high. Come on, who are we giving? What are we doing here for 8.7 million? If we get to 8.7 million, what are we?

give you a foot rub.

Okay, Brad will give me, okay, so if you wanna see Brad give me a foot, what this is, really out of

You know what? $8.7 million, I'll give you foot rough. I ain't proud.

Keith Malinak (02:07:09.13)

Okay. So if we raise $8.7 million at givecingo.com slash ATM Daily Mojo. What's the time limit on that though?

Yup.

I give it about 16 years.

All right, so if by March 20th, 2042, we raise $8.7 million at giftengo.com slash atmdimojo, Brad's going to give me a foot rub. Can I wear my socks though while you do that? Because that's fricking, I don't like that. I don't know that I care for that at

Are you sure? You'd like it. I got good tongues.

Keith Malinak (02:07:47.214)

Have a good weekend everybody We're gonna see on Wednesday. We're gonna do the WTF Wednesday Brad and then the Wednesday wild card I have no idea what we're do and then Thursday is a bar flea episode. We got a lot I've got a stack this thick To go over next Thursday with Brad and Kelly and then then we'll do the Friday live stream and the girls I swear they better be here or I'm kicking them off the team

Coming.

Brad Staggs (02:08:14.478)

I think I just made a poopy, but I'm not sure.

Have a good weekend y'all. Go raise some money for us so that Brad will give me a

I've got to go change.