She Showers with Her Cat?!

00:00:03 All right. Hi. It's just this abrupt end. There's no fader or anything. I was trying to play I don't even know what which one of these of my medications this is, but I was trying to play like a maraca. Like a poor man's maraca. I honestly don't know what. Don't you hate that you get medication, it says take as directed and then you have to Google. I don't even remember. Maybe it's just me because I'm old and when you're old, you have lots of medicines that you don't even remember what they do. Thanks for

00:00:35 making time. This is at the mic. This is the Friday live stream. If you missed yesterday's uh Thursday deep dive, uh Brad and I had Kelly Smith on to talk about the Kurt Cobain suicide. The audio is uh some of the finest that we've ever produced here, so you'll want to go and check that out for sure. Um, we got to have her back on on a Thursday to discuss. There's a lot of stuff we didn't get to that she had planned to uh to to talk about. So, we'll do that again uh for sure. Uh, what else do I

00:01:08 need to tell you? Of course, uh, Hero Wes with the awesome thumbnails as usual. Uh, he's been doing great with that stuff, having fun learning AI on the fly and as we all are. And, uh, he's doing great work there. And I've already forgotten the the schedule, but I think it's like we do the show live at 3 PM Eastern here on Twitter and then he puts it on YouTube and Rumble at 8 o'clock at night. That's always the goal. Sometimes there's a rendering issue and so it kind of delays it. And then the next morning,

00:01:39 I think at uh 9:00 a.m. Eastern is when you'll get the audio podcast showing up. Spotify, iTunes, iHeart, all of it's at atthe mikeshow.com if you'd like to check that out. And of course Instagram where Gabby keeps things crazy. uh at the mic show over on Instagram. We're grateful for both Gabby and Wes for what they do behind the scenes. And I just realized as I'm sitting up here in this hot and humid loft uh in my house, I need to turn the air on cuz it has been the rainfall has been ridiculous and

00:02:12 torrential here in the Dallas Fort Worth area. Brad Stags, could you v Well, no, you're in the desert, so maybe that maybe you're not the best person to ask. It's a steamy desert. Yeah. Yeah. What are you What are you doing out there? No, we're in the drone. We're in the drone shot. So, um we're we're good. We're like hovering above the uh You can't hear that, huh? You can't hear that echo? A little bit. A little bit. Now, a little bit. Well, it's the echo because we are it's it's the echo from the ground because we are about uh

00:02:46 20 maybe 35 ft above the ground and we have a big speaker aimed down at the crowd that's gathered outside the motel here where we like to do uh when we're when uh we're on at the mic on Fridays we like to be in the drone from the sky speaking to the crowd crowd crowd and it's just it's an exciting place to be. Where's the crowd? I don't see the crowd there. They're below us. They're just They're right below us. They're not behind us in the cars. Tell us about your back. Well, I always wanted to be in radio and

00:03:22 I started uh back when I was uh God. No, we're good. No, we're good. Uh the daily mojo.com is where you do your thing every day. Funny you should mention that because that's where I do my thing usually. Yeah. And then of course you do the Saturday morning thing with Jeffy on real Saturday morning live on on Jeffy's X. Yeah. If I don't say Jeffy's ex he just he gets his his panties get all bent out. No real Brad Stags. It's You know what? If it if it makes him happier, I don't I don't care. Hold on a

00:03:51 second. I just thought of something that I always try to avoid when I'm writing. I can never remember like the s apostrophe thing. No, not not not the plural and the possessive. I'm not [ __ ] It's like when when it's Stags is it is it is if it's plural like if it's if it's Brad Stags's Would it be Brad Stags? I'm asking is it that's a good question. I think my last name doesn't end in an S or I'll be confused my entire life of how to write that Stags S. It could be Stags the Stag. Well, if you're talk what if you

00:04:24 were talking about the whole Stags is families. See, I don't know. And it's not my problem because my last name doesn't end in an S. Uh, someone else's whose last name uh doesn't end in an S is uh Rebecca. And and we're rebranding you. We're not letting you pronounce your name the way you want to and the way it's supposed to be, Mr. Reagan. Right. We're doing Mr. Reagan. Because this is America and spent all this time practicing. We're giving homage to Ronald Reagan by saying your name the way it should be. And it's Mr. Reagan.

00:04:52 Mr. Okay, Keith. I'm I'm okay with that. Yeah. And And you're in which Scandinavian country again? Norway. Norway. I just wanted to start a fight. Don't do Swedish blasphemy on me. That's not blasphemy. That's a good band name right there. Uh let's see here. That is good. Yeah. So there you go. It's Mr. Reagan on X. And uh tell us some of the good stuff that you're doing over there. And like where do you want people to track you down? Well, I'm poorly phrased on my Bobby. I haven't put up uh a lot of video clips

00:05:34 lately, but I will be doing that again in the future. Um and make sure I keep updated. It's not about shyness, Brad. It's about time. You need to come out more. It's about time. You crawl out of your shell. I'm in the space of reading and investigating. So, right now is just uh Oh, yeah. Yeah, you can say that. Uh oh. Is it Is it scary stuff? Are we going to be scared when when what you're reading is revealed? No, I don't think so. Well, but here's here's the thing is you've got you've got an advantage because if

00:06:10 you're out investigating, it's like James O'Keeffe and his people when they go out and they like undercover and they're like, "Hey, on the date and and you go out and you're like trying to get information from somebody, especially men because men are pigs, they're probably just like shoveling information to you, aren't they?" I'll tell you what, I did go to I did go I met with um at the time the financial minister's um brother is he was putting up uh a big uh wind park company and battery factory.

00:06:42 You probably heard of them. They're called Fri Frier. Uh they moved to the US when Biden said something about like he was giving away money for people with green visions. Anyway, um At the time I was much younger and very much blonder. So I just, you know, batted my eyes and said, "Tell me more." And he did tell me. And he shoveled it to you, didn't he? I tell you, it's so men are [  ] Gay men are super [  ] Oh, that that that should be a t-shirt. That's true. Men are [  ] Men are [  ] Gay men are super [ __ ] Ah,

00:07:20 okay. I like it. What's going on with your lighting today there? I mean, not to nitpick. I'm not nitpicking. I appreciate you being here. I'm just It looks Something's different. Are Is there another thing behind I'm I'm not I'm not blue. I just I'm I just I'm blue. I blew myself. I didn't I didn't say that. I didn't even give you a color. I just said, "What's going on?" No, but I look up and I see I'm blue. And it just I'm starting to think it's just But it's the artificial light up here in the drone. Are you sad? What's

00:07:48 going on? I'm not I'm not very I'm not sad at all. I'm happy to be spending time with you. Yeah. Is it her? Yeah. Okay. Oh no. Oh no. Uh have to give a shout out to Michael Booth who sent me the greatest gift today over at the Blaze where my DJ. Yes. And he sent the kindest letter. He's a he lives in Utah. And so he is a fan of the University of Utah. And um and and and one of the things on Pat Ray Unleashed is that Pat likes to say that, you know, only fans of the fans of Utah are godless animals or something to that

00:08:27 effect. And and he wanted to extend an olive branch. And wow, he sure did. Um because he sent me my my favorite baseball team are the Atlanta Braves is the Atlanta Braves and my favorite player of all time is Dale Murphy. and he sent me this frame. Five Dale Murphy baseball cards all signed. Hey, do y'all play baseball over in Sweden, Norway? Thank you, Mike. I am so pumped about this thing, man. I love this so much. Michael Booth, everybody. So, do what's your favorite sport? What's the national pastime in Sweden,

00:09:00 Norway? In Sweden, Norway, that is rape. People are gone. It is. It is now in the last years. It is now. Okay. Before the uh the third world invasion, let's go back 30 years. What was the national pastime of Sweden, Norway before it became rape? So, the popular sports over here is soccer and handball and skiing obviously. Well, not so much Sweden maybe because Sweden sucks. So, Norway skiing. This is good. This is good. We are going to Wait a minute. Isn't it then? Isn't the national sport dancing queen? Somehow

00:09:41 Brad sounds like an alien to me. Is it just me? Yeah, he sounds fine to me. Do I sound weird? He sounds fine to to me. How about everybody else on the chat? Or is she just getting me back for suggesting things? Oh, okay. Sweet. Now she can't hear me cuz I can't hear what he's saying. So, his insults are just like passing by. deaf ears. I didn't do any What's happening? I don't know. I I You just said I see what's happening. Well, well, I think she's lying and and I hope it's not a real technical issue

00:10:10 because if it is, then I'm going to panic. Okay, so don't lie. Do I sound weird? Then normal. Am I the only one hearing alien Brad like going in and out and not catching what he's saying? Yeah. Why don't you uh disconnect and reconnect Brad and let's see what happens? This is just your way of getting ring. Now he's normal. Now he's normal. Okay, I swear I have I am having nightmares now about the technical issues on this freaking live stream. It's becoming an issue for me. Okay. It looks like it's just on my end. Okay.

00:10:46 Okay. Maybe because of all the bullying. Oh, hold on. It sounds better because Brad's doing that now. That's the That's how we uh bring in the signal better. Good job. She's not old enough to remember rabbit ears. Oh, right. Right. Did Now, how does Okay. TV over in Norway, Sweden. Do you guys Did you back in the Did you use the regular uh rabbit ears the way us old tiny folk here did? Mhm. Did you have to do this? Did you have to do this to get the signal in? I mean, I I've stood at with at the TV with my hand on

00:11:23 it to to hold the picture. I I am not that's not beneath me. Uh hey, I want to uh tell y'all make sure that everybody knows about this. Write this down because this is an important website. Check it out later. Obviously, don't leave now. That'd be rude. But uh we won't beancled.org. We won't beancelled.org. Uh I tweeted about this earlier this week and uh the guy who runs it, Dan, he is such an awesome guy. You're going to we won't beancel.org right now. I can hear you typing. Damn it, boy. I said later. Well, I am.

00:11:58 So, anyway, um he raises money for whistleblowers, like people that that that see something wrong and blow the whistle and then get cancelled and then lose their paychecks. Uh he fills in that gap nicely. It he's an incredibly nice guy. He didn't even ask for this publicity. I just wanted to give it to him. So, there. That's cool. Yeah. Super nice guy. Uh we will not be cancelled. org. We No, no, no. We won't I'm sorry. We won't be cancelled. Thank you. I I I I seriously I put this damn thing over

00:12:32 here and as soon as I did, I said, "That's too close to the trash can, bro. You're going to accidentally throw that away later." So, and canceled. You know what? They were smart because they did cancelled. See, is you guys are trained journalists. Well, Rebecca is. Um, and so canceled. Do you spell that with one L or two, right? You got to buy both domains. And so he did. Huh? He did cuz I put two L's in canceled and it still went to the to cancelled with one L. Does Brad sound okay to you, Rebecca?

00:13:02 Yeah, sounds okay to me now. Yeah, he's not cancelled at the moment. I just I mean I mean he sounds, you know, like him. Well, actually now he doesn't sound fine again. What am I doing? I'm not doing anything. That's weird. Am I pushing too hard? I I bet there were some fiber optic cables uh that the Americans accidentally cut there. Uh right in and you're No, it was just two Ukrainians in a yacht. I am not I'm actually recording this on my phone now so you can hear what I hear. Keith Oh. Oh, this is going to sound like

00:13:31 possession. I can't wait. Let's hear. Okay. So, say something, Brad. Well, she's not doing it right. I mean, she's going to do it right now. So, Oh my god. I have to record that again. Hold on. Do it again. Okay. So, do it again. Remember, women and electronics are like alcohol and firearms. They don't necessarily go together. Okay. Okay. Do I sound like I'm gonna play this back now. Okay. What's wrong with that? He was making fun of your mama, by the way, when he was saying that. What was Right. Right. I tried to tell him to

00:14:06 stop. That's because she's from Finland. Um, is it is it me? Should I? Yeah, why don't you just me? I heard a beach in there. I hope that you were talking about the actual beach, Brad. I never said anything of the sort. You got a Look, I'm Oh, no. Oh, he went. Wow. I I seriously That's That's really strange. He sounds great to everybody except for you. Except me. Yeah. It's because of all the bullying. It It gets to Streamyard. They They cancel. Oh, I see. Okay. So, um, uh, how do you spell this word? I want

00:14:44 to get, uh, I don't want to I don't want to taint the jury pool. How do you pronounce this word? Tumeric. Okay. All right. Let's see what Brad thinks. He'll probably answer in some strange Ewok language. Dragon method. Don't you dare do that to her. How do you pronounce it? Is it spelled right? Because is it tumeric? That's how I pronounce it. But I've been seeing videos lately of people saying uh uh Did you leave an R out? Tumeric. Yeah. T They're saying turmeric. That's what Rebecca just said. Tumeric. Yeah,

00:15:24 that's how I would say it anyway. But then again, English is not my first language. Mine either. I mean, when you live in the Netherlands. Okay. So, why do you keep coming back for this? So, I don't know. So, she says you're right. I guess I've had it wrong all these years. I've been calling it There you go. America. It's like umbrella. Umbrella, right? What? There's You didn't There wasn't any change in what you said. Wait. Umbrella. Umbrella. Umbrella. Screw it, man. You're trying to It's It's an

00:15:58 umbrella. Umbrella. Yeah, but some people say umbrella. Wait, what' you say, Rebecca? Umbrella. Umbrella. Yeah, she said it right. Okay. the umbrella. Hey, shoot. It's unreasonable that I am upset about my experience today with this Wing Stop card. I thought that when I found this in a parking lot, ironically, at a Taco Bell, I thought I look, I only eat the best food. Were you on another drug run? And I found this I found this in the parking lot and I got so excited. But so I came home and I went to the website

00:16:31 and I went through I went through all of the the hard work of typing in this long like 20digit code and the pin number and guess how much this card is worth. Guess zero four cents. Zero zero. So let me ask you Taco Bell. Do you really eat Taco Bell? Back off. This No, I'm asking cuz I'm going to give everybody a great tip out there. Okay. So, this is the thing. If you ever have it in you to fly to Europe or or the UK or Europe, all of Europe. Mhm. Wait, does Greenland count or is that technically America now? Don't ever

00:17:15 ever get Mexican food cuz it's not Mexican food. Now, what would what would make you say that good Mexican Mexican food here? So what would make you say that Mexican food from Britain isn't real Mexican food? It tastes hor like every time I get so disappointed. So Mexican food in Texas and in California and all all over the south of the US is great, right? And even in Mexico, it's great. Or if you go to Europe and you're like, "Oh, I want some Mexican food. Let's go. Go to those tacos." Don't do it. Don't do it. There

00:17:55 you go. Poo Armanos. Don't do it. Oh, there. Did Rebecca Did you ever watch Breaking Bad? No, I have not. Then you've never seen better call either. Then you don't know anything about Los Pos. Do they not have that over in Poland where you live? Come on now. Oh my god. Keith, I'm going to I'm going to slap you. Please don't do that. Okay. Uh let's see here. Let's see. It's really good. You're missing it. If you haven't seen it, you got to you got to watch Breaking Bad. I'm saving it for a time where I'm locked inside.

00:18:30 Oh, co round two. You never know, Keith. You never know. I know, man. That's not even funny. Don't Don't threaten me with a good time. I mean, seriously, don't give these sons of [ __ ] any ideas. Okay. Uh let's Who who wants to go first? Uh Rebecca, what's the most random hobby you've ever tried or wanted to try? This is a family show. That that that now that disclaimer is mostly for Brad. I mean hobby. Who has hobbies? Hold on. Can you hear? Is Brad sounding like a Ewok still or a robot or what? Is he

00:19:06 better? Describe better. Yeah, he's better. Okay, good. I don't know if it's better. It is. Okay. Um Why do I keep coming back? I um Keith. No, I don't know. Like I don't I don't really have hobbies. That's cool. All right. So, someone didn't read the email. Uh how about you, bro? I didn't read the email, but didn't care. Didn't care. Yeah, that's fine. That's fine. I I I only have one hobby. I mean, it's fantasy football, and boy, I suck at that. So, I get you. There's no That's not a hobby. What would you call fantasy

00:19:39 football then? What even is a hobby? I I feel hobby is like a category of things that was invented for old people dating. Like, sorry, but that's what it's something to do on Friday night because you don't go out anymore and have a good time. That's not what I mean. Like, it's it's invented to put in your online profile to see if you have something in common with other people. That's what I meant. Like, wait, hold on. Are long walks on the beach a hobby? Maybe. I don't know. What is a hobby? I enjoy watching the puppy.

00:20:16 euphemism. That's probably a euphemism. Uh, let's see. Why? You just want What is wrong with you two? It's just when you wash the puppy, it's you have a small dog and you give it a bath. You don't have No, you No. Bull crap. You don't have a dog, man. Stop it. Don't you have a cat? I do. That makes That makes this so much weirder, doesn't it? Okay. Well, I do. No, we're moving. Actually, I do. I do take a shower with the cat. That's it. He got a bath last time. Well, but it's more of a shower. But you

00:20:53 Here's a tip. Don't ever shower with a cat like naked. Bad idea. Very bad idea. Very, very bad idea. Very bad. Yeah. Extreme. Unless you're preparing for Halloween. Well, yes. Yeah. If you're preparing for Halloween, then that's just you're just that's just what we call a a shortcut. But uh but that yeah that'd be a hobby questioning my life choices that brought me to this moment. You were the one you're the one who wanted to know about it with Brad Stags about taking showers. We'll see. So okay uh like a soaking wet this okay

00:21:30 this next question and stuff is stupid. I don't know who came up with this one but uh Brad's the weirdest food combo you've ever tried. Why? What is that? I don't understand that question. I don't even I was going to say I'm not really sure either. Is that like Chinese with I don't know. I don't know. I in my defense I probably came up with these while I was drunk. So, let's move on. Uh, what's a quirky habit you have that most people don't know about? God, no. Why do I got Washing the puppy? I have got to start thinking about

00:22:03 Brad's answers before I come up. Most people think that washing the puppy means, you know, like showering with the dog, but Holy crap. I don't know what you Oh, look at the time. Okay. Uh, I don't know. What was the question? I don't know. Rebecca, do you want to answer this question? Can you repeat the question, please? What's a I'll use it in a sentence. Can you use it in a What's the habit you have that most people don't know about? Huh? I think most people don't know about any of my habits, too. Okay. But this kind

00:22:36 of goes in from the last episode. Every morning I do red light therapy. What's that mean? Like I I look like a transformer. I put a mask on and put the light on like for my skin care. Does that work? Yes. How old are you? 82. Because I am 82 years old. Oh, damn. I mean, that's good stuff. Okay. Is that why they call it the red light district? Oh gosh. Make it stop. No. Um, because those look old and worn out. Going back to washing the puppy. I swear. I mean I mean should the bell be going the entire time like this? Ring

00:23:17 out your dead. Ring out your dad. Okay. Uh, now let let me uh let me answer this one first. Uh, and that will give you some idea, I guess. What's the most unexpected thing you've ever binge watched or gotten obsessed with? For me, it's so easy. And it's Downtown Abbey. I love that show. Wow. Really? Yeah. Is there any any show or anything like that that that that it doesn't seem like it would be in, you know, your wheelhouse that you ended up absolutely loving? I mean, I have several which I think

00:23:48 maybe might be weird to others. So, I'm a huge huge huge huge I'm a huge huge crime fan. And so, oh, um, Po I think I watch every episode at least three times every single season. Wait, what is it? At Ross Parro. Yes. Her puo. In fact, the Agatha Christie character played by David Sushe. That's Tam. The who? Tam Christie. It is British. British. Her name is What's her first name again? Agatha. No. Okay. No. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. What? What are you talking about? What's the What's the What? Brad's

00:24:34 right. It's Agatha. Yep. Okay. What the the the the one That's how they pronounce it in Germany. The one chick's name in uh in in Aba that begins with an A. What's How do you say her name? Actually, both begin with an A. So, the one that's a G. Do you know which one I'm talking about? I don't know the names of them. Actually, I don't remember because I don't give a [ __ ] about above because it's What? Aren't Aren't you gay? Um, it's it's a g n ae t ha. I think that's the way you spell it, but I'm not sure. I just didn't do that

00:25:06 from memory. I had to read it. Uh, how would you say that name? I'm going to have to Google that because I know she's going to say it the right way because, you know, they're all all those people are the same over there and they pronounce stuff different way like agatha. Are you Is it Agneta you were thinking about? See, I knew it. See, I would have said Agnea, but you said, Say it again. Atta. She makes it sound better. She said, I mean, that's cuz she's from Denmark. And it's those Denmarkians. Do you speak

00:25:38 Denmark? I do. I can say Oh my gosh. Hold on. I got a question. How many languages do you speak? I speak Norwegian and English and then I can do the occasional sentences in Danish and Swedish, but I can read Danish very well because our written language are pretty much the same. I struggle with reading Swedish, but I can understand what they're saying because as a child, we all watch Swedish cartoons. So, there you go. Nothing funnier than a Swedish cartoon. I've always I' Yeah, I Do you think Scooby-Doo is funny? I saw

00:26:10 Scooby-Doo in Swedish actually, but I also saw PP Longstalking. Uh, I love Pippy Long Stocking. Is that the chick with the hair? The wild nonsense. The monkey and the horse and her father is the king of negroes. He's the king of Negroes. You know, they actually the Vogue mob went back and they changed him to be uh the king of the seven oceans instead of the negro king which he originally is in the book. You know, they did the same thing with black sa. I am going to tell you why why this is a negro king. It is it's

00:26:48 inspired by a true story about a Swedish man that was washed ashore in Papa Nagia and married the princess became the king of the tribe and made them a lot of money. True story. And became the negro king. Yes. I And why does that stuff I don't understand why that gets canceled. It's like I said like little black sambos we had it's true story and you know um she used it for Pippy Longtoing stories same restaurant was a great restaurant and then be he's saying oh yeah he he's actually heard is actually in Denmark

00:27:37 yeah he's uh he has a Danish flag yeah by the flood made if you're already Are we going to get censored for putting that up on the screen there from Flint? No, it's a red porridge with cream is what it says. Okay, interesting. Uh, let's see here. Samyang. Yeah. Okay. What's your binge watch obsession deal there, Brad? I'm not done with Pippy Longstalking. Very well. Well, you should see the show. Um, it's been a long time that we used that was on like when I was I remember that being on channel 5 when we

00:28:11 lived in California and I was like in fifth grade and uh maybe sixth, seventh grade and it would come on on channel 5 and that's all I remember the big long braided hair and it would stick up and Pippy Longtocking that was weird. What? Yeah. And is she like 112 now? Whoever played Pippy Long Stocking. Oh nice. Oh, no, no, no. She's very much still alive and not that old and she's very feminist and she hates everybody and she thinks that that role ruined her for life because nobody wanted to marry her. Are

00:28:44 we? No, I think they didn't want to marry her because she's um is that is that are we talking about Inger Neielen? Uh is that her name? She's a red head, right? Yep. Um let me see if I can stick this over here. Whoa. Um, let me see if this Can you Let me know. Let me know when you want me to put it on the screen there. See if you can uh There we go. Okay. That's a herd. That's a Inger Nielsen. Her hair isn't doing her. Well, make your hair do the thing, chick. Yeah, that is her. Yeah, that that is

00:29:15 her. Uhhuh. Inger Nielsen. Um, she was a kid when she was younger and then something happened. It happened. Well, every Christmas I still see um can't all wear red light masks, Brad? At night. At night. Right, Rebecca? 82 years old. There we go. There she is. There you go. That's her when she was a very younger version of herself with the monkey. Yeah, there she is. I did that. She was my idol when I was a child and she could do, you know, her saying is, I have never done that before, so I'm probably really great at it.

00:29:53 That was what she used to say. Yeah. Yeah. Strong. She could lift cars and stuff. She lived on her own in her own house with a horse and a monkey. And her dad was away because he was the king of Negroes and her mom was dead. Wait, that's a full-time job. If you've never tried it, being the king of Negroes is probably Longtocking is the She is the shisel. She's the schnizz. Do you want to move on to the next question? You are so on the edge of your seat, aren't you, Keith? You're just like you are about to worry yourself

00:30:22 into a hole. No, I'm just wondering what your binge watch obsession is. I'm thinking I'm I'm still now I'm kind of read the email. I did read the email read the email all the way over in France and you didn't There's the paper learning. Wait, is there another picture? Yeah, it's another that's the learner. Um binge watch the weirdest binge watch. Um I uh something made me cry. Oh no. And it was weird. What was it? I didn't realize I could cry either. That came out of me. I was like, "Holy [ __ ] what am I doing?" Um, am I still a

00:30:59 man? I don't like those water coming from. I found the name of him. His name is Carl Emil Peterson and he was the king of cannibals. Fine young cannibals. In 1904, the Swedish seaman se. Yeah. Say it faster. Who doesn't love the Swedish seaman? He his boat was a wreck and he was wash ashore on Papa Niga where they they were cannibals. Okay. He used to paddle around in a douche canoe. It was amazing. Is that right? He manipulated the the king to make him um to make him marry the daughter so he can make him

00:31:47 rich. And he did. He did make the king rich. So when the king died, he got his place as a king. Was his daughter Pippy Longsttocking? Well, no, not in real life. But you know, that's where the story about Pippy's dad comes from, right? Yeah. I'm just saying because if if you came out and the chick with the monkey on her shoulder is like you're going to marry my daughter. Nope. Thank you. I don't think so. I have other questions. I'm trying to remember what it was that uh it was something I just watched and it

00:32:21 was like something you wouldn't think and but it wasn't really a binge. I just it brought out the sensitive side of me and occasionally that happens either when I see something, you know, the deeply moving or the meds uh wear off. Right. Sure. Uh, Rebecca, if you could play any professional sport, well, what would you want that to be? Oh, good question. I think I would want to do like motocross or something like that. I'm not really a team sport person, so it would have to be a sport where I can

00:32:52 just, you know, that that that sounds like uh dangerously close to being a hobby. What do you mean? Wait. No. How? No, it's not. Is it a sport? Oh, is it a sport? Are you kidding me? Sport. It is a huge sport. Do you never watch the X Games? Okay. I'm just asking. Have you never seen the X? Adrenaline sport. You know, it's not the kind of like team. I don't know. I don't know how to define the word sport anymore. Watch those guys riding those bikes in the X games. If I call NASCAR a sport, then I have to call motocross a sport.

00:33:29 motocross is a sport and it's awesome. I mean, you have to be athletic to to have that kind of uh longevity. Uh, you know, on a it's more of a sport than than than NASCAR. Yeah. And NASCAR, you just have to be a good driver and you I mean, how long and you do tricks like high in the air and stuff. It's like Yeah. Yeah. That's athletic. That's definitely athletic. Yeah. Okay. And remember, if you can't be an athlete, beetle, be an athletic supporter. Absolutely. Brad, what what sport slash uh recreational activity slashhobby

00:34:08 would you want to be really good at? I'd like to be better at sewing. Wait, the gear bear is the winner, by the way. Hang on. Ice after 30 years of age, staying up past nine is an extreme sport. That's right. I know. It's actually past nine here. And I'm 82, remember? So, I am an extreme sports person right now. Bless you. I didn't realize that in Portugal the time was that late. Um, okay. Amazing. They're legendary. The Portuguese are legendary for staying up past night. You said you said underwater basket weaving or what

00:34:41 did you say? Yeah. No, I said swim. Uh, swinging. Uh, sewing. Sewing. Sewing. I'd like to be a better sewer. A seamster. Not a teamster, but a seamster. I have a sewing machine. I mean, I'm just not very good at it. So, is it Tell tell me about the prof the PSL, the professional sewing league. You didn't. It's that's it's too much like being a Mason. I could tell you about it, but then I'd have to kill you. Have to kill. Did you know that Jordan Peterson did a whole like thing on knitting? Because there was knitting

00:35:11 groups that were meeting and I don't know, this was a whole thing. knitting is supposed to be one of those things that like CEOs do um because it uses the other side of your brain from like the business side if that you know if that's a thing and so they would go and wasn't it Rosie Greer that would talk about doing that you go and like find a and and start knitting and then because you're focused on that your brain is thinking about this then it works on the business problems in your head to me

00:35:38 when I shower is that the same thing because I can be in the shower I'm like oh I need to write that down and I have to exit and just write it on my phone cuz I get like a lot of my article stuff when I'm showering. Why don't you put a uh uh like a dry erase board in your shower? Yeah, I've threatened to do that many times actually. I mean, not a bad What is it? Is it Is it hot water that that stimulates our brain? Stop. Brad, I just wonder what the thing is there like cuz that's weird. Okay, so um I'm just

00:36:06 glad she said shower. What did you think she said? I don't know. I I listen in slow motion sometimes and sometimes it just it's not good. Okay. Um if you had a chance to expose a major injustice, but it would ruin an innocent person's life, would you do it? Example, every person on the Epstein list would be revealed, but one person revealed would be completely innocent. H Brad know that that Norway, sorry. Sorry. Would we know? Well, no, we would not know that the person was innocent because there let's say let's

00:36:41 say a thousand people. How can we how can we adjust to this question if we don't know that the person is innocent because if we don't know that then definitely I would just like yes put it all out there because I wouldn't know, right? Yeah, but they know that they're innocent but yet they're they're implicated somehow. But then they're not innocent. Well, I'm saying for the qu I I realize I was drunk when I came up with these questions. I've already conceded the premise. I have to disagree with your your premise because just hold

00:37:10 on. Let me let me rephrase this and then if it still doesn't make sense, then we can move on. But I I want to listen to your thoughts. Let's say the Epstein list actually comes out and there are a thousand people on it and 999 of them are heinous bastards who deserve electrocution or whatever the hell we give pedos. Okay. And then there's that one person that we we think is guilty as all the rest of them. This person is saying, "No, no, no. I'm innocent. No, I didn't do anything to anybody." And

00:37:39 that's the truth. Would you still want that list to come out that that that rightfully implicates the 999? Yes. Because I don't know that that person is innocent. Oh my gosh. And for this exercise, you do. Well, then I think I think Why are they on the list if they're innocent? I just and and then and I would say yes and then if that if I knew the person was innocent I'll just take him off the list or after the list goes out you come out and advocate for the innocent person say look I knew that

00:38:09 they this their name was going to be in there but no I I take them I take I I vouch you don't know he's innocent nobody knows he's innocent except for him so I'm going to educate you right now on how to ask an ethical question [ __ ] she just mans India all the way from Spain off to like would you uh let all three die or would you save two and have one die? I don't know. I'm not good at math. That's my out. Would you kill baby Hitler? Yeah, right. That's No, that's basically where we're at, right? With

00:38:49 this premise. Would you kill baby Hitler? Like go back in time. Well, for you, you were alive back then, so you could have done it yourself, and clearly you didn't. Uh, all right. So, what do we think about these? Uh, I just want to compliment you on your moisturization. I think whatever regimen you're using, it's keeping you remarkably moisturized. Thank you. I think you're talking to me and not Keith, right? Yes. Excuse me. Okay. So, what do we think about this uh the deaths of now? Is it three Epstein

00:39:22 accusers now? two had overdoses. I think he's [ __ ] right? Do we know uh the cause of death? Like how was the Now the dad, what's her name? Um Virginia Virginia Def Fray. Jeff Fray. Her dad said what? You were reading me something yesterday, Brett. Her dad said there's no way. She wasn't suicidal. She didn't kill herself. They got to her. Wow. They got to her. Okay. Because have we heard I I looked Have we heard um how she died exactly? They said suicide, right? That's all right. I got it. But I'm

00:39:55 saying did she hang herself? Did she jump off a cliff? You know, it's like don't know. I have no idea. But then again, I haven't dug into that case. So, I have no idea. Okay. She did come out, you know, and again, it was five years ago, five, six years ago that she tweeted or or put out the note that she was not suicidal. So, if anything happened to her, they people needed to look into it. But again, that was five or six years ago. A lot of [ __ ] can happen in that time. has gone through a lot of stuff since then, right?

00:40:23 But given the circumstances, it's hapy as hell. I want to know the more details around the bus running into her, crashing into her. That's just I mean, it seems seems to me like there's somebody tried twice and was successful the second time. That's what it feels like anyway. Yep. But that's just me. or the and and then there's the the chick that jumped out of the airplane to commit suicide. I wonder why haven't that list been public? That's a good question. Like that's what I want to know. Well, um on the Thursday

00:40:58 deep dive, was it last week? I think it was, uh Steve Baker just thinks that there's going to be so much political fallout from it that there are members of both parties here in the US that are fighting to keep it under wraps. And he's probably right. What if there is no list? What if there's no list? It's already been destroyed. It probably was destroyed while he was awaiting trial. Well, but what if there was never a quote unquote list? I mean, what what when we say list, what do we mean a list? Like I think this goes back to

00:41:30 what September 12th, Bob Jones b what's her name? And she was 16 and signed. I don't know all the details, but I feel like the FBI um has a lot of stuff under wraps. I feel like he would have extensive records because he was a black mailer, right? Well, so there would be videos, there would be pictures, there would be names, there's the uh his little black book, his address book. Yes, that's been out. So that that's been released. And then there's the flight records, complete flight records, which we haven't seen.

00:42:05 And then, you know, probably other stuff. And as long as they're not transparent about it, well, I'm just going to assume everybody's a pedo. Okay. But then then you get into the cuz this the word gets tossed around a lot. Pedophile. There's pedophile. Pedophile is when you're when you are aroused by a preubescent human being. We're talking about people, humans, who were, you know, 15, 16. And I'm not saying it's right, but that's technically not pedophilia. That's there there there's a word for it when you are

00:42:42 Well, if you go back to that first case he was um arrested for and and convicted in where he had all these girls come by his house and give him massages and stuff, right? Um he uh I think these girls were younger than 15 16 but still like yeah you can argue the fact that you know most of these girls were entering their teen years but the they're still children and you still know that they're children and their mind is not you know developed in the way where they can make rational decisions for right and yeah I'm not I'm

00:43:18 not excusing it. I just the the word pedophile to me conjures up, you know, kitty porn with seven and eighty old. I think that's what you're saying, but at the same time, like if I saw a 13year-old boy, I wouldn't go like I thought, you know, like you're 82, that's creepy. So, yeah, that would be really true. I think I think what the issue, let's just say, let's say that they were all legal of legal age, all of the victims. Okay. Mhm. I think the fact that our decision makers have clearly been compromised is an issue that needs to be

00:43:55 addressed. What kind of policy decisions were made because of the influence that a black mailer had over them? and to KCMC Squared that that's remember the FBI went to Epstein Island and uh seized all sorts of stuff was uh right wasn't was that where it was or maybe it was a different property now I forget because that son of a [ __ ] had property out in New Mexico. Um but uh I'm sorry I clicked on the wrong thing. I clicked on address book the video library. I mean, that's that's the thing is that there

00:44:27 are reported videos and like uh see that's that would be that right there is your smoking. Well, although in the age of AI, who knows? But um that would be that's to me that's more uh uh damning than you know the the little black book with the the entries in it. If you've got video of Prince Andrew uh you know buffing anybody under 18 and then yeah you got which I mean look at Prince Andrew he's the well there's a picture of him so he's just compromised all together like he's disgusting the fact that part of the royal family and

00:45:05 being he's just all the way around. Yeah. Um and which is why hell even even uh the royal family is like no you you can't even live in the guest house anymore. Exactly. Did you did you see um did you get Joe have anything else you want to say on this topic? I do actually I wanted to point out that um where is it? Canada. Criminal Code of Canada section 150.1 frequently asked questions. Age of consent sexual activity justice Canada applies only to people who are 12 and 13 years old. When someone is 12 or 13, they are able to

00:45:42 consent to sexual activity with a person who is less than two years older than they are. Right. There's like tiered sexual approval, whatever. Yeah, that's in most countries the age of consents between 16 and 18 and um was it the Iraqi government uh last year changed it laws to lower the age of consent for girls to as young as nine. Oh god. Okay, hold on. Where was this? Yes. Iraq. Oh, Iraq. Yeah, I think we know what's up there. Uh, you ever been there? You gota follow got to follow in the steps of Did you know that

00:46:20 Taliban is inviting people to come over for tourism and they opened their spa hotel? I'm a pass. I'm a pass, too. How much of the What's the nightly rate? I don't know. But they trained all their uh warriors that are not in a war anymore to uh accept tourists. So they've been to school all last year, the spring last year. So they could come greet you at the airport and take you around to see all the Buddhist sorry the Buddhist side shoes are are blown up. All the um desert. What what is it the um Have you ever

00:46:55 been to Iraq? Either one of you? No. No. I went back in was it 2015 16 whenever we went over with Mercury 1 to move the the Christians out of not is not Mosul where was that in anyway it's weird because you you're driving along and it's like it's a lot like uh the the the geography is like Texas or Tennessee and but so you'll be driving along it's like pretty aside from the signs being in Arabic I guess but then all of a sudden you and then you'll see a building that's like bombed Oh wow. And so it's just this weird

00:47:31 dichotomy of looks like normal civilization intermixed with uh you know vacant bombed out stuff and then uh at that time they I think it was Turkey and uh uh Iraq that were getting ready to trade missiles. And so they uh all the power would go out and it would go out randomly during during the day and at night. You'd be sitting there, you try to interview somebody with a light on. And all of a sudden the power would go. Oh no. And it would come back up and people get used to it. Yeah. That's winter in Texas. Yes. Exactly. Yeah.

00:48:05 It's just a weird It's a It's a very weird place. It messes with your sense of reality. Lensburg says that um Denmark got most of the Christians out of there. Cook Norwegian. That's a funny name for Italian. Oh yeah. Koke. That's right. Yeah. Koke. Yep. Yep. Yep. You remember going to You might as well see p say puppy washing your puppy. Oh no. What's wrong with washing my puppy in Kirk Cook? What is that? Wow. I'm sorry. That's really What is wrong with her? You didn't say she was that crazy. I don't know. Something

00:48:46 about the word cook does it for. I was washing. Did you want to wash the puppy? Wash the puppy. That's the Bside people. I'm okay. So, uh, did you see that 30,000 New Yorkers fled the city? Because we knew during CO especially that rightthinking individuals that lived in blue areas in the US were like, I got to get the hell out of here. And they were moving to places like Florida. And they were moving to places where there was more freedom. A lot of them moved to Texas. Jokes on them. Um, and so, so, uh, I just thought this was a

00:49:25 fun little nugget from this story here. Um, that, uh, Annette, 30,000 New Yorkers fled the city. Now, Brad, can you find out find out how much, uh, who's the EPA guy? Last name uh, starts with a Z. Bob Leer. Okay. Bob um, Lee Zeldon. Look up and see how many votes he lost by to be governor a few years back. Anyway, they brought with them $9.2 billion dollar in annual income. H suck it, New York. Right. So, actually he locked Kathy Hokll 53 to 46%. No, no, no. But look at the total number of votes.

00:50:09 Uh if you can Hey, Grock. Uh he a margin of 377 834 votes. That's Oh my god. Grock has been vocized. Can I say that? Voke woke. Can he's Grock is Voke has been Gordon. What? Tell me what I don't understand what you're saying. What now? Grock is lying half of the time. I have No, that's true. It's getting stuff wrong. Gr doesn't lie. Grock. Grock is my friend. That is a nice puppy. And it's huge puppy. That is a big bald ass puppy. Bald bald. Baldhead. Bald. Bald. It's the name of aian beauty in

00:51:02 Nor mythology. Oh, he's a Baltian. Actually, he's a Russian blue. We're religious something, I think. What' you say? H What did you say? Norway. I said he's the Russian blue, so that probably makes me a Putinist or something. Oh, yeah. And then Brad's just a But he's huge. Okay, we got it. A big boy. I mean, look at the size of that tag. Okay, he's a good boy. He is. That is a Wow, he's his head is as big as yours. No, that's not true. It looks like it though from this angle, you know. But he is a big boy. He's like

00:51:49 seven kilos. Oh, dear God. How much is that? Don't do that. We're not doing metric on this show. You understand me? You need You need to honestly get that through your mind right now. We're not doing metric. What is it? Jimmy. Damn you, Jimmy Carter. 11 12 in pounds. Holy snikes. 20 pounds. 18 and a2 pounds. He's a big boy. That's a big ass [  ] All right. I think Bell now, Keith. Bell. It's a Oh, sorry. No, that that blew right past man. Okay, there's nothing wrong with having a big [  ] like that.

00:52:32 You guys need to uh have you seen the uh the the best places to live in the US? You see that list came out this week? No. Where is the best place to live in the US? Uh here in Dallas, Fort Worth in a little town called Flower Mound, Texas. Isn't that awesome? I can see happiness from my backyard. Get up on the roof. I can I can I can almost pee I can almost pee into the happiest place. So you are that close to the happiest place. That was a It's like Do you feel like you're on the wrong side of the Berlin Wall? It's

00:53:03 disappointing actually because you realize you look down and you go, "God, just over that fence. They are happy as hell over there." But but but you can like imagine that they're looking at you. So you have the best view. You're viewing the happy place. They have to view the non-happy place outside their windows. Wait a but I feel like she insulted me without Yeah, I was trying to figure this one out. Feels like I feel vaguely dissed. Hold on. Are you saying that what makes them happy is that they can see because I said it's

00:53:35 cuz I commented on the size of her cat just because she's got a 15 pound fell down on me. Number two is Carell, Indiana, Sugarland, Texas. That's Oh, I love Sugarland, Texas. Okay. Any place that close to Houston sucks. Okay. I love Sugarland. Sugarland, honey. Is it? I've stayed in Sugarland for months and months and months. You know, Sugarland is my place. I didn't know Sugarland was your place. Hold on. Do you like Houston? No one likes Houston. No one. Only Pat Gray likes Houston. Only love Sugarland.

00:54:20 That's because you're besides the thing is that it's close to Galveastston. It takes about an hour and you're at the beach. We are dangerously close to getting butthole from cat there. Let's get Can we Can if we if we play Oh my god, Brad's an alien again. Am I really right now? Am I first? Garning her argan. Okay, bye Brad. Go to time. Do I have to do it again? I'll I'll bring you back. Wait, I'll bring you back. Baby, I'm going to Can we Can we play the Maguire sister? Sugar time. No. Will that get us kicked out? Yeah. I just

00:54:58 don't want to give Wes more work with YouTube. Okay. So, just sing it for us. Sh. Sugar time. Good job. It sound Do I still sound bad? Can she can't even understand me. Genji, can you Can you hear Brad? Does he sound like an alien still? Still alien to me. Okay, get out, Brad. Get out. People always make me leave their home get to it. Fun fact, Brad is the only person that Matilda the dog does not like. So there's that. Oh yeah. So I mean there's a lot there's a there's you can really tell a lot about

00:55:33 a person uh by how animals re how does he sound now? English morning like he's trying to speak European. So very good. But it's a bird hole cat. Uh, let's see. Thank you, Lep. I appreciate the compliment. Thank you. Rebecca has some of the most beautiful Oh my god, you turned alien again. Damn it. I don't know what is happening. It's me, isn't it? It's something I said. It's probably you. If I got to go again. I don't know what to tell you. Now, Rebecca will only laugh at my jokes. Yeah. like and and she'll be like

00:56:14 whenever you talk she'll she'll do the little like like you know like when you're talking to somebody and you can you cannot understand what they're saying and she's like yeah yeah that's how right right yeah uhhuh yep um let's see here where's Brad here we go let's try to get Brad talk to us not gonna say anything okay now he sounds fine again but I'm I'm afraid to say so because suddenly he sounds like an alien. But can I ask you a question, Keith? Is there any any place north on that list? Throw it away. Neighborville. Is it

00:56:54 Neapville, Illinois? Is that how you pronounce it? Yeah. Napierville. Whatever the hell that was on the That was number four. And then Roswell, Georgia, where a buddy of mine lives in metro Atlanta was number five. I asked him, "Do you feel like you live in the fifth happiest place uh in America?" And I don't know that I can read his entire response. Um there there were some choice words about property taxes um and crime or something. And uh anyway, so uh let's see where is it. Anyway, Roswell,

00:57:25 Georgia, though. Um number five on the list. I forgot what he was complaining about, but he wasn't he didn't agree with the list. I can't find the text. Sorry. Uh all right. Uh, dirtiest cities. Baltimore, Sacramento, Charlotte, Los Angeles, Sacramento, Los Angeles. Mhm. Boston, San Antonio, Kansas. No, no, no, not, no, no, no, no, no, not B. No, I I agree. Oh, 100%. I bitched about this when Pat read this story last week. Boston is a I love that town. It is awesome. I love everything about it except for

00:58:01 the I mean it is aesthetically fun and but people are very angry. Yes, they are very they have all of them have road rage. You can't get anywhere without somebody having road rage on you. Not the same experience that I had. Everyone was nice. Everyone It was weird. It was It was weird for this southern boy to go to Boston expecting to be on the defensive at every turn and ended up loving every moment of it. Seriously, I stayed in Texas for two months and then I went to Washington and then Boston.

00:58:33 You know how I felt? Like I was back home in my [ __ ] hole country. It was BLM flags on every church. There was pride flags everywhere. I did say the politics is what ruins it. Yeah, it's horrible. And you know what made me feel at home in Boston? All this time is telling me what not to do. Oh, the who? All the signs that tells you what not to do. Okay. Did you go to Benjamin Franklin's bar? The what? Ben Franklin's Bar. It's like the oldest bar in the history of the country. I guess it's tiny little off of

00:59:14 a You saw where his parents were buried. Those those graveyards up there are creepy, man. They're so old. And the stereotypical like Halloween graveyards, you know? Mhm. I did um I did go to Boston is great except for the people I agree. Um the the bar that had that uh sitcon going for a long time. Cheers. Cheers. Yeah, I went there. There I went. Yeah. It doesn't look like the set. No, but the front front of it does. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Um it's called the Union. Is it the Union Oyster House? He's living up his his because

00:59:54 the bar is really cool. Jonathan, I'm gonna have to take that back because one of my great friends is actually from Boston, but she doesn't live there anymore. And I Oh, love don't live here anymore. I'm going to try I'm going to try something. That's the inside of the bar right there. It's that doesn't look like it. I mean, it was like it was like tiny and Oh, no. It was asses to elbows in there when I was there. So, that's a cool old ceiling. Uhhuh. Of tin. Afternoon everybody. Norm Shane, thank you. I mean, I knew

01:00:28 that wasn't gonna get it, but you sir disappointed me. No, I I did get it. It's too slow. I It seems to be faster. I was Afternoon everybody. Norm, I was breathe. There was a kid in high school who I swear he would go to the bathroom just so he could come back in. He looked just like Norm. And he would do that just to say, "Afternoon everybody." And then we would interrupt this English class and be like, "No." And our teacher, I think he hated it, but he laughed. He was he was the youngest teacher in the school, so he was still

01:00:59 kind of cool with it. But uh you want to I I one time have I told you about sneaking on the Paramount lot? I don't think so. You know, so I was out there and um when I lived in California and I wanted to get one of my tapes, one of my audition tapes to the casting director for Star Trek. who's Juny Lowry. Oh, wow. And so I I pull into the uh I pull up to the uh the gate, the Paramount, you've seen it in the big Paramount Studios. I pull up and the the guard comes over the car and I'm like, "Yeah,

01:01:31 I have a tape to drop off Juny Lowry's office. Do you have an appointment?" And dumb old me goes, "No." Oh, well, you you'll have to you know what? You can drop it off on the side. There's an office there over on the side. You like, "Well, damn it." So I get back in my I'm still in my car. Drive around on the side. I park. I walk in and it's this little tiny office, this lobby, and there's a bazillion people in there. And I'm thinking, if I leave my tape here, it'll never get to her, I'll never be a

01:01:55 star. My life will be over, and then one day I'll be end up on some stupid show on a Friday afternoon with someone from Finland. [ __ ] If that ever happened, right? I'm glad that me, too. So, anyway, I thought there's no way I'm leaving my tape in in here. And I went, there's got to be a better way to do this. So, after having watched enough episodes of the Rockford Files, I got back in my truck and I went back to the other gate. There was a different guard there at the other gate. So, I pull up

01:02:24 and uh yeah, I'm Brad St here to see Jenny Larry Johnson. You have an appointment this time. I went, "Yes, I do." Dr. Galacowitz. And he pulls out his clipboard and he goes, "Uh, I don't see your uh your name on the list here anywhere. uh you want to call them and uh make sure that uh I said yeah and that was this was uh like 80 I don't know six or no cell phones whatever so he says just pull over there pulls the little parking spot and there's a phone in that other guard shack which is maybe I don't know 25 car

01:02:58 width away feet away so I pull over I park I get out I get and all this time I'm thinking what the hell am I going to do so I go into the other guard shack I pick up the phone and I said um I hit operator I said yeah give me the um I think it was Melrose Gate. Give me the Melrose Gate uh guard and Okay. And I see him pick up the phone. Oh, nice. Uh yeah, he's like this officer Bob. I said, "Yeah, Bob, this Steve over in Jenny Low's office. Is there Brad Stags down there?" "Yeah, send him on through. Thank you."

01:03:33 Yeah. I hung up the phone. I w I I walked out of the guard shack. He goes, "I got your pass." I'm like, "No [ __ ] way did that work." It worked. He says, "You can just leave your your truck there. Here's your put the lanyard around my neck. I take the tape. I start walking. I go in and it was just after MacGyver, I think, had wrapped up uh filming. So, I walked into the MacGyver production office. At this point, I've just, you know, balls as big as coconut. It's like this is my movie studio." So, I walk in, I find some

01:04:04 stationery and a clipboard. And I got to stationary and clipboard. I'm just walking around at that point just pretty much and they were shooting I think Star Trek 5 at the time, one of the movies. And so I wandered through the set of that and then I ended up which is what made me think of it in uh the studio where they were filming Cheers. And was it Cheer Family T? I think it was Cheers. Uh, so I wander up. I I get up into the the bleachers and I'm just sitting there watching watching the run through and I was there for probably 30

01:04:38 minutes before somebody comes up and he says, "Uh, yeah." I said, "Yeah, I'm Junior Lowry's office." Yeah, this this is a a closed I said, "Yeah, we're on lunch." He says, "Yeah, this is a it's a closed rehearsal or whatever. Closed set." I'm like, "Oh, okay. No problem." He says, "Yeah, sorry about that. You can you come back later." I walked out. I just continued. I I spent like two, three hours just wandering around Paramount Studios just Did you get the tape delivered though to the right place? I'm pretty sure I did. And so

01:05:04 what role did you end up with on Star Trek? I you know that's with a story takes a a twi a twisted wicked turn there and uh for I end there was a fabulous uh was some woman from Papa New Guinea I believe and on on the radio show uh uh so I ended up on the on the radio but that's that's funny. I've been to Paramount Studios as well, you know. Have you? Oh, wait. Hold on. Time out. This is breaking news. Hold on a second. So, you actually understood his story cuz I was I was like, "This is a great

01:05:32 story. I hope that Norway can hear this." And uh you're telling me stupid or like what is because I thought maybe his microphone went to uh Alienville and you were just like, "Oh, yeah." She had that look on her face if it did. Right. Right. Okay. So, so time out before I want to hear your story, Mr. Reagan. Um, but first, real Brad Stags. Um, you you and Stu Briggar, the executive producer for Glenn Beck. Uh, you two guys hold the distinction of being two-parters when I used to do the life stories.

01:06:04 Okay. And so, because you guys just never shut up. That's that's a good point. Well, right. And so, I needed to break it into two parts with Stu and with you. And at that point in the two parts, the two hours or so of you and I talking about your life, did that awesome story come up? I want a refund. I save I saved that one for very special uh very special occasions. Yeah. Yeah. Because you knew one day you'd be on some ridiculous Friday afternoon. Some woman from France, right? Yeah. So, let's go back to Estonia and Rebecca,

01:06:37 uh, tell us about your time studios. I'm trying to find the picture, but I can't find it. Did I delete it? Because I'm deleting like I have like 50,000 pictures on my phone, so I'm trying to get rid of a lot. Anyway, how many unread emails do you have? Oh god, don't get me started. How many? Come on. Oh god. Just on my phone. Just in your email. Just 610 unread emails. Okay, hang on. My apps. Wait, how many does she have? 16,510 610. Yeah. And my primary email, my inbox says unread emails right now.

01:07:21 27,23 unread emails. Yeah. Yes. That's not good. That's good. That's a brain that needs some I need to go buy Google's always asking me buy more data and I'm like nah, I'll just delete a few files. We'll be good. And I'm always hovering at 98%. And so if somebody says, "Did you get the thing?" You know, whatever. And then I go, "Oh, wait, hold on. I delete a few things." And then then they Anyway, sorry. Uh, Rebecca, you went to Paramount Security. I think it's really sad that I deleted that picture because I had a picture of

01:07:55 myself with um, remember Sonic the game? Oh, Sonic. Sonic the Hedgehog. Yeah. So, yeah. Sonic the Hedgehog. Yep. So, when I went to Paramount Studios, they were just about to release the new Sonic movie. There you go. I love Sonic. Yeah, stick with Sonic. It adds a certain flare to the conversation. Sonic. Sorry. No, no, no. Seriously, when you go with the Luxembourg uh dialect, are you Luxembourg, Mr. Reagan? I believe you are. Yes. Okay. So, Okay. You went there. They were filming Sonic. No, they were about to release. So I

01:08:36 went So I have family in Los Angeles, right? So my American dad, which I I call him, he worked with Paramount for years and years and years. So I just randomly went on a little trip with him for work and then I got to walk around, you know. It's a cool old studio. I mean, I didn't really go into the studio studio part of it. And are are they any anymore? Like do they what are they still filming stuff at Param? Like my impression is that it's kind of like a little bit of dead. No. Well, it uh movie studios in general are having

01:09:10 problems because um uh you know content and you can't um spend 400 bazillion dollars on a movie and hope to make a decent return especially when the movie is [ __ ] But uh Skyance is uh trying is merging or I guess is acquiring Paramount Studios. Um, and that's part part of the problem is that they've got this outstanding lawsuit where Trump sued 60 Minutes, which is owned by the Paramount Viacom Paramount, I guess, for what is it? 4 billion or 10 billion dollars and uh and they have to wrap up that lawsuit before

01:09:51 Paramount can get sold. But long story short, yes, they're they're still using the studio, but um it's it's very old. It's It's where Star Trek was filmed. Historic even. I mean, I'm old enough to remember that because I'm 82, right? So, that's a good point. That's a very good point. Again, you are moisturized better than anyone I've ever seen. You're Hey, does uh does Norway ever have military parades? Where where you go out there and you're like, "Look at our missiles and whatnot." Like, do you guys have any If

01:10:26 you want to see my missile. No, no, we we don't really have that. No. Okay. We don't have missiles. I don't Well, yeah. They depend on us for their missiles. Yeah, we do. Actually, all our military is in the US. So, Uhhuh. Why buy it when you can rent it? Right. Right. So, uh, coming up on June 14th, apparently the birthday of one Donald Trump is the, uh, same as the 250th birthday for the US Army. And so, we now have u um looks like a military parade going to take place in the nation's capital on well, it's flag day as well.

01:11:08 So, you can you can have a reason for anything. You can say it's the army, it's flag day, but people of course are harping on the fact that it's Trump's birthday. And and so apparently they got 150 vehicles, 6,600 soldiers, um 50 helicopters, uh seven bands, uh a couple thousand civilians, and a pear tree. Yep, that's right here. Yep. So, uh this sounds like a lot like North Korea. That is how I feel. I have seen a military parade in Transnistra. Where was this again? So, it's the outright republic that doesn't really

01:11:47 exist because nobody acknowledges at this as a country, but it's between Muldova and Ukraine. They have this little piece of land called Transnistra or Pindistro. And that and that's where you're at right now. You said no. They have to shove her missile up your ass in a minute. Don't you don't laugh at that. I'm telling you, they have the most insane military parade. Wow. And then they have the the diplomat from South Oathia come in and then Russia obviously shows up there sometimes and they speak

01:12:19 Russian and um yeah, I don't like military parades as Yeah, they're makes me feel like uh I I don't know. I I don't know. North Korea if is it is it a stigma because of the countries in the past that have done the military parades and that it shouldn't be unfairly applied to our military or like in other words if if if North Korea and China and Russia if they never did any of this stuff and all of a sudden we decided hey you know what we've got a novel idea let's do a military parade would we be as creeped out by that

01:12:55 [Music] seems like a big dick contest to me that's exly Exactly what I thought. It's almost like they're unzipping their pants. They're like, "Yeah, look at this." "Oh yeah, well now look at this." And oh my gosh, it's exactly the analogy I thought. Yep. It gets hard hefting that thing up onto the table. It gets hard lifting it up on the table or for you too. My god. Like like are you saying that it it gives your Never mind. You know what? What is wrong with you? You're talking about a backachche issue like because it's

01:13:31 right. Okay, I'm moving on. Wow. I just So, I don't I don't know that this is uh it sounds like it's going to be a thing on June 14th. That's going to be interesting. And you know, another thing and this is seriously I don't know that I like my, you know, a large thing. Where's the audio come from? uh uh being um sorry that was just lifting it up onto the table all in one place. I don't need a concentration of US armed forces like that but that's I can slide it back off concentration. Why do I hear what is

01:14:05 happening? I don't know. Oh gosh. Okay, we want to play this video for you. Okay, I want to get your feedback on this. Uh and I guess the question really is just just what's your take? Like who's let's rank. Let's do this. Let's rank based on the limited evidence that we have provided for us in this video. Who rank who is at fault, you know, the most at fault and least at fault. That's how a list works, Keith. Uh, let's see here. Let me try to get Oh, this video. This video. Okay. So, context. Looks

01:14:37 like we're at a Steelers game. I don't know. Looks like it's there. And um and and there's some argument here between uh this woman on the right and the dude with the dreads. And so let's just press play and then let's see what happens. Oh. Oh no. Now the husband steps in. All right. That's a Oh, he's out. Down goes Frasier. Okay. Did y'all hear I love the guy who goes, "Get him his glasses." She hit him first. Look at her yelling at her husband. Spit out. All right. So, let's drag this back to

01:15:37 the beginning. Did she hit first? You know, I'm going to kill the audio there because there's too much screaming. Um, so many pie holes moving. So many pie holes. So, we don't know. Rebecca, this is the first shot. As you can see, he's leaned back and and her hand is uh Well, no, she's kind of She's not hitting him. Okay. No, she's like in his face with Yep. Hang on. Hang on. I think he's doing this putting his hand up to say, "All right, back off." Okay. So, their hands were Now, their hands were locked.

01:16:10 I don't know. We're shielded, so we don't know exactly where the physical contact. Okay, but hang on. The act, do you see the slap there? Okay, the slap actually comes from her first. Looks like she tried to slap him. He held her hand back and then her hand she pulled her hand away and just went went at him. Oh gosh. With her other hand. Yeah. He's like, "What in the hell?" And now now uh Oh, here now. Okay. The husband gets in here now. He didn't swing either just then. He just Right. He's just like,

01:16:37 "Stay back. Stay back." Okay. Put his glasses back on. What the hell? Okay. Now he eliminates the uh the closest threat which is her and then gets her taken care of. And now he's going to subdue the husband with this shot right here. Oh, good night. Oh gosh. Good night. Good night. What did did was it the punch that took the dude down or was it hitting his head on Hit his head on the on the on the seat afterward? Oh gosh. Yeah, that was that's a headache. Okay. So, do we want to rank uh who's at

01:17:05 fault here uh in order based on the limited evidence there that we have provided for us? Who wants to chime in? Go Rebecca do it. And oh, and you know, another question is a lot of people are saying you just don't hit a woman under any circumstance. And uh there's that element as well. So, what say you should hit a like he could have not hit her the way he hit her. She's obviously at fault slapping him. She shouldn't have slapped him either. I mean, why turn to violence? Even though I do want to slap

01:17:39 some people sometimes. That's putting it mildly. Is it is it okay, but um under no circumstances should a man hit a woman or or is that not your position? I'm saying under most circumstances don't hit another person. Period. like it it doesn't m but the fact that he's a stronger like big strong man hitting oh wait a minute so it needs to be a proportional response is what you're saying yeah he he could have held her down like he didn't have to hit her h interesting he could have held her down um well but

01:18:17 and I would say and I don't I'm kind of with you it's it's the u um it it's not very Sean Connory uh the school of of of self-defense because he did kind of he faked her there. She slapped and he was like, "You know what? I think here's what I think happened. I honestly don't think he intended on hitting her even after she hit him. I think what happened was when he got his attention split to the husband and he is now focusing on the husband." So, watch it again with this setup. All right. The slap happens.

01:18:48 He wants to subdue her. Now the husband comes up and while he's facing the husband, she comes in and hits him again. I think that's what happens. And now he has no choice, I think. See? Okay, now watch this. Okay, now he acts like it right now. He's doing this. And then she hits him over the head with something. I don't He may have actually missed hitting the guy and accidentally hit her. What a mess. What a mess. But I mean, the real question is, if she hit him, does he have the right to to to hit her

01:19:18 back? Yeah, I mean he kind of does, but I mean you should be the bigger person and you know, okay, not do it. But but that pie hole, man, that was just pie hole was just sit down. Do feminists count as women? Jonathan, I don't know what count as women feminists and so and I don't know what she said. So, you know, it's it's I would like to know what started this honestly. I don't I don't like I don't like people hitting each other to begin with, but it hurts. I've been hit by a man, so I know how that feels. Was that

01:19:56 a closed fist? Rely? Um, yes. What the hell? Did you kick his ass? Did you Did you Did you ask for it? Did you ask for it? Did you start it? No. His little brother started it. Oh, no. How old were you? I don't remember. Seven. back when you were younger 79 something like that I was at a party and uh oh I can't was involved isn't it [  ] getting involved in a kurfuffle being this little piece of [  ] and he was being really mouthy and rude and so I told him shut the [ __ ] up or I'll hit you over the head with my beer bottle

01:20:40 and he couldn't contain himself so I smacked him over the head with a beer bottle So this uh five year old five year older man came in and punched me in the face with closed fist. Yeah. Wow. But what happened later is that I saw this little piece of [ __ ] again and I kicked his ass in a in a field. Yeah. I was a bit of I was rogue back then. Anyway, 17 17 something. What's the She was a wild young Philly, wasn't she? What is the still I'm still a wild old Philly. Still a wild old Philly. No, but don't start

01:21:19 [  ] if you don't want I I mean don't start [  ] if you don't want to finish it, you know. For the record, I I'm pretty sure I wouldn't start [ __ ] with you. I just For the record. For the I don't I don't hit anymore. Oh. Oh, I bet one of us could piss off and but remember that we can hire uh people to for like 5,000 well $500 will send a 12y old to shoot you. So just keep that point threatened me earlier if I'm not mistaken. Okay, so Jonas says partying with beer and fwords at seven. Oh, she said 17.

01:21:56 Never mind. Okay, so hang on a second. What's this uh man versus gorilla thing? 100 men versus a gorilla. I don't know, but I keep hearing about that. A popsicle before we see this because I I'm going to need to chew on something. Oh, sorry. I was moving the bell. Well, all of a sudden, like the audience that was about to bail, they're like, "Wait a hold on. We're not going anywhere. There's going to be a popsicle coming up here. I'll stay tuned. In fact, let me send this to my brother and my uncle and my

01:22:32 cousin and my Hey, while we're waiting, hang on a second. I wanted you to see this because have you seen uh have you seen this thing yet? You ready? Look, this is free content. I'd like to point Hold on. I'm gonna play it, but you got to bring my screen up. Oh, gota bring You're No, no, keep hold on. Let it keep playing. Okay, keep going. That's as fast as they can walk. You know what he's saying? You know what he's saying, don't you? Uh, I don't know. It's Italian. What's he saying? These are neat. These are neat. He's

01:23:45 just keep singing. These are neat. Over and over. These are neat. Neat. They're kind of They're different. Would you wear those? No. Who? I wasn't asking you. Um, you wouldn't wear those? No. Why? It's so practical. Everything's wrong with that. Everything. What What flavors you got there on your little popsicle? It's strawberry and it's um orange and then there's a little bit of chocolate. What a strange combination. Is that a You eat the orange off and then you eat the strawberry. Damn straight you do.

01:24:25 And don't you ever Don't you ever What if you do in a different order? No. No. Don't Don't answer. Sweet lord. You guys are horrible. What? I You're starting all this. 100 men versus a gorilla. Who would win? I talked to our security guard. I'm sorry. I have to go put pants on. I talked to a security guard that had to blame about this story and he's like, "I don't know who would win. I just want to see guys die. Is it just like there's no weapons, right? Just hands. Yeah, I think it's just the gorilla will win. 100 men. You

01:25:07 don't think a hundred guys could kill the gorilla? No. Have you seen volunteering online to Mr. Beast about this? Have you seen one? I saw one recently. I went to Switzerland and I went to the zoo there and I saw a female gorilla. The male was too far away. Silverback. female silverback, right? You have any idea how big and scary those hairy I'm betting on the gorilla for sure. I'm I'm kind of with I'm just trying to think of it because because it make a good point there. I I don't know how many of the hundred men could be on the

01:25:43 gorilla at a time. See what I'm saying? You can't It's not like you've got this crush of a hundred guys, right? There's only like five or six that can physically get to him. Oh my god. Yes. Jonathan says he wants to see you and Keith, Brad and Keith race in those little um Korean thingies you showed. I agree. Korean the the tariffs. How much do they cost now? They've gone up from two bucks to probably 200 bucks a pair, right? I can't afford more than one pair now. We have to do it on one. If you order

01:26:21 those, I will race you. Are we going to break our ankles, though, man? I don't I'm old. If you do, you can just sit down. Oh, yeah. How you just rest halfway through the race? Don't talk with your mouth full. What's the guy saying? What does he say? H What's the phrase? I got to start mixing in this this phrase. fart. Yeah. Yeah. Rewind that cuz then it goes I'm pretty sure that that was a fart right in the middle. Oh, that's what they're saying when she's sitting there. Okay. It sounds like he says, "Show your

01:27:07 pie. Show your pie. Show your pie. Give me that nice fever. Nice beaver. You know how to show it. There you go, Brad. Brad, I'm gonna start letting the emoji balls talk for me. Nice beaver. Yeah. Back to the gorilla and men thing. The possessed emoji. That's right. Okay. Talk to us about the Do you have an answer, a different answer on that? Have you changed your You want to change your mind yet? Yep. Are you lucky in your answer? I'm saying gorilla. Gorilla. Okay. I think um I do. Hold on a second

01:27:51 because I'm just curious. Fighting a um Oh. Oh. What? Oh, Mr. C. Mr. C. Um, no. I just asked uh I asked Grock to show me one show me Waxon. Uh, I said, "Show me a hundred men fighting a [  ] gorilla." And remember, we've had this problem before with Grock not wanting Oh, yeah. [  ] action. Uh, except this time. Oh. Um, tell me. And this is kind of uh, let's see, how can I do this? Uh, Ga Uno. I'm going to show it to you here in just a second. I'm building the tension. This is how we build the

01:28:35 tension. Yeah. Yeah. I like it. I like it. Uh, while while you do that, okay, [ __ ] I can't do that, can I? Okay, while you work on that, I want to throw this out there because I learned something this week. Um, a nice lady uh contacted me and said uh something along the lines of because I post so much uh so many pictures of my dogs. Okay, I I'll come back to that here. And I just want to know if you guys have heard of this. Okay. She said, "You post a lot of pictures of your dogs and um and and uh

01:29:08 there's a conspiracy theory about that. Are you guys aware of a it's a QAnon conspiracy theory?" And it goes like this. Washing puppies. Not quite, but when a celebrity or a political insider or somebody posts a picture Well, here, let me just read it. Um good idea. Yeah, let me just read it. Malanak. Um, so, uh, let's see here. So, okay, for example, Dan Scavino posted a picture of a dog, um, right before the Pope died. Okay, now obviously, you know, obviously the Pope was not in the best of health

01:29:45 there. Um, oh, no, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I posted a pic the day before the Pope died. That's what she was saying. So, clearly I knew that the death of the Pope was coming. And so she was saying Dan Scavenino posted a picture the day before. Um I forgot who died. Maybe it was Bin Laden or some it's not Bin Laden, it was somebody who was the other terrorist that we got. Uh but anyway, um and so apparently if you look it up, it is a thing if and the Q conspiracy theory dictionary that if someone with

01:30:15 political connections posts a picture of a dog, then you're about 24 hours away from uh someone getting off. But um um so boy, as much as I post dog pictures, a lot of people be dying. Yeah. And I'm just thinking like I don't know if you've been around the western world like people love dogs, right? That's that's the only reason I post. They're so good with hot sauce. Ew. Well, have you ever eaten dog? No. Well, then don't knock it. Of course I'm knocking it. It's a pet. I don't eat cats either. Tastes a little rough.

01:30:54 Oh gosh. Ew. I think that was the next ad after those little Korean shoes. [Laughter] Sorry. Okay. So, what what what am I putting on the screen here? Who wants to help wash my puppy? By putting something on the screen here. Yes. The the thing of what? That's that was Grock uh having a hundred men fighting a [  ] gorilla and he Oh my you could take that gorilla. Wait, that's it's a [  ] It's a [ __ ] gorilla. So, that's not very nice to say. And that that was they because they always give you two

01:31:30 choices. That was the first choice. The second Okay, there's your other [ __ ] gorilla. First of all, Grank can't count. That's not a hundred guys. You don't know that. A couple dozen guys. And and honestly, now that I see it in pictures, I'm 100% rooting for the animal and both of these both of these scenarios. It is. I mean, they are these twins? Is this hose A and Hose B? That's dumb. D and D right there. Dumb and dumber. And then come here, Joey. What's this guy's issue? Hey, what are y'all looking at?

01:32:07 It looks like they're all like made from like come from their brother and their sister married. And Okay. So, Grock, you mean from Arkansas? Picture of a hundred guys who are products of incest and they're going to take on a [ __ ] gorilla. This gorilla. You're the gorilla. Yeah, for sure. This is gorillas wondering which one he's gonna kick ass first on. So that Yeah, that was number one. And And these guys look like they might have a better shot. There's There's more. There's more of them there. I don't know, man. Does that say

01:32:45 fried pee? Scroll. Zoom in. That's just That's as close. Fried pea. Dude, anybody want some fried pee? And what what what hell hole are we in where these cars? Like it's like is this it's like uh cars in Cuba that you know where time stopped in 1959 and then they took then they put it in the desert. Pretty setting though. Technically, I I shouldn't really be revealing this to you, but um this is actually on the other side of the street from uh you can see out my up the back of the drone here. I'm actually facing

01:33:26 this part. Uh it's in front of me. You can't see. So, you have a front row seat of I do. I I can see the I can see the [  ] [  ] gorilla wrestling is uh always to the death is always on Friday nights, right? And it used to air on TV as a superstar. You did, but Yeah. Yeah. So, does the sun not set where you're at? I mean, that's the moon. Anybody can tell that is the moon. It's just been hovering above the horizon. It's the moon in that because the sun can't be in both places behind me and in front of me. So, one of them

01:33:57 is obviously the moon. You can't do it, right? Uh so, let me take that. I have to complicate because I want to share this. Speaking of conspiracy theories, we have a conspiracy theory out of the Pope's funeral. I don't know if you saw this. which is apparently a body double uh for Melania. As you can see, um people are saying that's not her. That's a dude. Oh, wow. Why are they saying that's not her? They just said it doesn't look like her. And it's a dude. That's I mean, it looks like her. It's

01:34:29 just a weird angle and a weird weird shadowing and stuff. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. That's a man. Why would Milani wouldn't wear that? It was a funeral, bro. She still wouldn't wear that. So you're saying it's not her picture of her. Do you have a picture of her in like full regalia? She was wearing so I can see the because I can see her wear a whale. Whale whale whale wearing a whale. Yeah. Whale whale. Melania Trump hope funeral. Thank you. Did you find something? Let me know when you want me to put your

01:35:11 screen up there because right now it's still uh a bunch of people puppy washing. No, I told you don't open don't open that tab during this show, bro. Puppy Friday night is for puppy watching and watching. Uh so maybe that is her. But that's okay. Still kind of looks like a dude. Wow. Now it's her. How dare you demean our first lady like that. Well, is that the best picture of her? Come on. No, it's not the best picture of her, but it's definitely her. I mean, yeah, that's her. Why would she not be there and

01:35:45 Trump be there? That makes no sense. Like, if she's scared for her life, she wouldn't, you know. Do you guys ever get worried about the excess skin up underneath your neck like doing what Trump is doing there? Zoom in on that. I know what you're talking about. And I I think I think we're all going to get there with this uh phone generation now. Well, I saw a picture of myself the other day and it was from below and I looked and I thought I could see it kind of swinging down here and I'm like [ __ ]

01:36:15 you know, swinging skin. Oh, really? See, I don't have that, but I could see it happening. I'll just keep a beard on the rest. If I do that, does it go? You just got to grow a beard and just leave it there. Rebecca, if I slap it, I mean, we have something called like a neck lift, so I'm not too concerned. A neck lilet. Lift. It's called perjury. Oh. Where they go in, they do a little nip tuck. They just cut it all off and make you look like like this. Yeah. Yeah. That's my goal in life is to be like I feel like I'd look better. 110

01:36:49 because I'm 82 now. So 110. You look good for 82. Face and just Brad. That's a little tight. That is that is some thought. I'm glad you noticed. So, um, because of my moisturizer from Sugarcreek Goods at all naturaturalmojo.com. Oh, it's all naturatural mojo.com. I'm scared to ask about the ingredients in this cuz Oh, in what in this? Yeah. Or don't in this in this what? No, you want to know cuz I can tell you the ingredients in this. It's all natural mojo.com. It's all natural because it's from Sugarfree Goods. Hold on. Just hold

01:37:27 your horses. Oh, he needs his glasses. Shut your dirty hor. Um, shea butter, hoba oil, argan oil, um, aloe vera, jasmine, elangilang. Is that how you say that? Sure. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, pachuli and cinnamon oil. Sugar Creek Goods moisturizing cream called Windy Day. If you want to look pretty on a windy day, try Windy Day moisturizing cream from Sugarcrete Goods at all naturaturalmojo.com. And be like me. Yeah. You got any of that honey laying around the studio? Uh, it's in my ballet.

01:38:07 Did you ever get high off of it? No. Remember when we you and I did it and we were like pretty soon we were like laying on the floor making stuff. We're like, "Hey, wash your puppy." I told you. told you that story is not for air. Um, okay. So, uh, I know you watch Black Mirror, Brad. Um, I already asked Rebecca. She does not. I do not. And I've never seen him. So, but I just have a question. I just have a question. Okay. I don't want to get into the minutia of the show or why I don't watch it or whatever, which I plan. What about

01:38:38 the details? We get into into the details of the show, though. Listen to me. Somebody posted this, but apparently there were two versions of the same episode. Like there were different um We're wearing Rebecca Ouch. She's over there like rubbing and I going, "Damn it, why?" This is reminding me of Goosebumps the books where you could like choose your outcome. Choose your own adventure. Yeah, you could choose your outcome in Goosebumps. Yeah, you could choose a a path and it would take you to a different like end of the story

01:39:09 and then when you died, you would just go back and say, "F that. I'll just start." Yeah, I'll do the other one. Yeah. Oh. Oh, you never knew if you finished those books. No, exactly. Mine mine was the uh choose your own adventure, but it sounds like goosebumps. Same thing. And it's like you never knew if you covered every page or not. Frustrating. No, because you didn't. You have to do like all of the paths if you did. See, I read Hearty Boys. That was before your time. Not before 82. Oh, that's true. You probably

01:39:38 read the Hearty Boys and Goosebumps. I forgot. What were you going to ask me? What was the question? uh black. Well, apparently they changed details. Like these people were going back and forth talking about how they watched the same episode, but like there was a different color dress in one. Um on what? Wait, what episode? I don't know. Whatever episode uh aired around April 10th. Well, it's so the latest batch, I guess. I don't know. I There wasn't anything. There wasn't a weird No. Okay. the

01:40:09 episode titled um Bete Noir. Oh, yeah. Okay. And so there's a stark difference between our episodes, this person and this person's friend. Um Oh, okay. That's like a thing because it says different versions. Oh, so Oh, excuse me. When strangers on the internet are talking about it now, you believe it. But when I say it Exactly. Well, I trust them. I don't trust you. Um, uh, report back. Oh, so they did that on purpose. Uh-huh. Right. Right. Yes. Yeah. It's like, but didn't tell anybody, right? You're in your own black

01:40:49 mirror now. You know, those bastards. That's devious. You feel played. That No, no, I don't. I think that's genius. Okay. You don't feel played at all. I don't feel played. I think because that that's a good thing. Why do Okay. Why do you neither one of you watch Black Mirror? Is there a reason? I'm busy. I'm busy doing these silly live streams coming up with questions like, "What's the weirdest hobby you never tried when you were an adult with adult children?" Um, wait, what was this exactly? What

01:41:18 was your favorite hobby food that you used to eat when you were in underwater basket weaving when you were seven? Uh, but so is there so you you're too big. You just don't think it's good. And then and so what about you, Rebecca? Explain what Black Mirror is about to Devon and the rest of us. Uh, okay. So, Black Mirror is an anthology. Is it an anthology? It kind of is because they're kind of intertwined, but uh, it's it's it's like the Twilight Zone. Yeah, there you go. Yeah. From what I understand

01:41:47 about it, it sounds like a modern version of the It's a modern version of Twilight Zone, but Black Mirror, the actual the reason it's called Black Mirror is it everything is centered around technology. And the reason it's called Black Mirror is because if you hold up this is the Black Mirror that there was no like every episode stands on its own. It does but they're all the universe that it creates. They'll reference subtly other you'll go oh that was in this other episode too. Like the brand Twilight Stone is kind of

01:42:17 like linear. So it's it's not really Yeah. So it's see so is it not it's not Yeah. you. It's It's standalone standalone episodes. Yeah. Episod. Episodic would be Is episodic the opposite of anthology? Well, that I don't know. But I'm Anyway, you don't have to watch them in order. That's the bottom line. They're not necessarily Now, there are a couple of episodes from different seasons that are sequels to each other. Um, but short of that, no, they're all standalones and they're fascinating because it looks at how we

01:42:52 how technology has affected our lives. In some cases, it's about a technology that allows you to um uh come back after you're dead or to uh store your consciousness on the cloud so that you can experience, you know, longevity after you've died, that sort of thing. But I So the reason Rebecca you haven't watched it is because what you just it never looked interesting. You don't like uh quote unquote horror sci-fi. What is or is there a reason? I watched like the two first episodes or so of the first

01:43:25 season when they came out. But Right. Yeah. No, just just didn't push your button. Okay. You know, I'm like I'm 82. I have like a 110 year old soul. Old British. You're setting your waves. I that's just it. I think that because if you are into into true crime, that sort of thing, there's a lot of that kind of interwoven in I am into true crime, but I I I'm not like a huge fan of science fiction. I needed to be like tangible for me. You describing Black Newver. I just watched the full uh new um documentary on the Golden State

01:44:04 Killer from HBO where it looks at that killer from the Yeah. The chick that uh Yeah. the author uh Oswalt's um Yes. Yes. Really great documentary by the way. Fabulous. Yeah. Absolutely. If you gave Black Mirror another shot, I think you might like it. And again, you might not. But hold on. Hold on. Would you put Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul on her to-do list before Black Mirror? Yes, absolutely. And of course, you know that the the greatest TV show of all time is that uh what is it 10 episodes, eight episodes of 1883, like

01:44:43 the the prequel of Yellowstone. It is so I I know people that are arguing would say 1923 is actually better than I haven't gotten to the latest season. I was waiting for them to all come out before I start watching. I'm not going to sit here and do it old school. Like I know that Rebecca being 82, you remember when you'd have to wait every week for one uh episode to come out? You couldn't record it. You just had to make sure you were in front of your damn TV every week at a certain time. How I remember. Yeah. When Talkis came out,

01:45:14 Rebecca, was that amazing to you when you when they put sound to picture? Does that was that like the best invention you think of your lifetime? How did the world react to that? It was absolutely amazing. Everybody was so happy. Was Betsy Ross for 10 years. He had an interesting question there. Um Betsy Ross was Betsy Ross a [ __ ] Yeah. Tell I don't know who that is. And I don't know what we're Well, can you call yourself an American? Is that Is that a a western show? Yes. Betsy Ross was a western show. You've

01:45:51 seen a It's a captain of a of an old sailing ship. Okay. So, 1883. You have seen that, huh, Rebecca? No, if it is a western thing. I I don't know. I know there's a show called some type of year. That's like old western. Yeah. Please go back. That was called 24. That was an old western uh show. 24. That's when they had to stop that terrorist attack. Uh they did. Yes. The herps and the and the grundies. Uh the herpes and the grundies. and they u uh they met up at the Okeyokei cantina. Rebecca, I promise

01:46:26 I'm about to let you go because I know that uh so pissed off at me old and it's late. This dude is such a What time is it in in Switzerland? I don't know. Is it true that Friday night is for washing puppies in Switzerland? Oh my gosh. What? God, I don't think it is. I don't think that's washing puppy night. I think Aiden83 is a western show. Yeah, that's that's what Yes. I had to Google it because I can't trust you guys. Oh, no. You can trust me. Watch it. There will be a quiz on on every episode. And there's the greatest scene

01:47:06 of all time and television is in that in that. What is the name of that? Um Oh, there is a character. Five for fighting. Yeah, that's the one you're thinking of. Viper fighting on the planes. I know. Where the wind comes. It will come to me at some point. Okay. So, I have a question for y'all before uh before we wrap up here. Um I had a story last week that I didn't get to. Uh somebody left a phone or they lost their phone and and the plane didn't want to risk flying with a phone. They couldn't find it

01:47:42 anywhere. And and this I have looked for details on this story. It never is explained. What's that? I heard No, I keep going, but I remember some detail about their story which sounded crazy, right? Okay. And so they're an hour into the flight. I think it's taking off from France. They're over the damn water. They they circle back because they can't find this phone and they don't want to fly with the lithium battery risk. And they I they never said why they returned back to the airport. It's the weirdest

01:48:11 thing. And so, um, if you find another detail, Brad, please share. I do. I Well, it says I The story is on Vice and, um, it says, and let me, let me see if I can stick this thing over here. And can tell me if you can feel it when I put it over here. Um, can you feel that? I feel a cat purring. That's weird. That is a huge Yeah, we know. Uh, why did this plane turn around after someone lost their gun mid-flight? Passenger aboard a recent Air France flight caused trouble to come calling. See what they did there? You're going to

01:48:48 you're going to accept the cookies, aren't you? So, you can scroll down on the story. No, I'm just going to hit X and get out of them. Oh. Uh, that's the secret way. It probably automatically accepts them, but you're right. Oh, for Okay. What What do we got here? Passenger board. A recent Air France flight caused trouble to come calling. On March 21st, a flight from Paris to Point Aitre, Hual Lupe, which in actually in Swahili does mean [ __ ] gerilla was forced to turn around after a passenger misplaced their phone.

01:49:24 According to one mile at a time, the independent reported the incident occurred 1 hour after the plane's departure. Despite crew members and passengers assisting in the midair search for the phone, it could not be located. Thus, the aircraft was forced uh was forced to turn around as a precautionary measure for the outlet. The plane landed back in Pi 2 hours after it originally left one mile at a time. Once they touched down, ground personnel boarded the plane, conducted another search for the phone. Efforts

01:49:55 were okay. Why would this Who gives a [ __ ] It's a phone. Stop. And how many times does this happen? You don't even know. There is more to it. There has to be like it was a bomb phone or something. Come on. Something. It was a It was a phone like the the story that Rebecca that I sent you about Clock Boy after you read that. Insane. There's something there, man. There's something up there. Yeah, there's something that is not right. Okay. So, uh we we need to keep an eye on that story and and Air

01:50:25 France did not clarify why turning the plane around was a necessary response to a missing phone. However, the outlet speculated that the devices lithium ion batteries were to bl bull crap. Bull crap. There's something else here. There is because that doesn't that makes no sense, right? How many times do people lose their phones on planes and not say anything about it, right? They're just like, "Oh, hell. I left my phone, right? I guess I have to get a new one just because this person said something." And

01:50:52 that's why you that is why you keep a lock screen, you know, whether it's a pattern or a code because if you lose that thing, you don't want that people getting into that. Not with all the pictures I got of my puppies on there. Did you hear about the What is Was that her laughing at me? Keep Yeah, I didn't care for that. I just wow your loss seriously. These Armenians are mean people, right? Thank you. Someone had to say it. Okay. So, did you hear about the student uh that was rescued from Mount

01:51:23 Fuji? And so they they they had this effort to go and and rescue him and so everything was great and then he realized um I love her cat. Then then then he realized that he left his phone up there and so he he had to trek back up there. Had to go back up a Fuji and and needed to be uh rescued yet again. Fuka me. Can't you just can't you just get a new phone at that point? No kidding. Man, stop it. A uh one last video. I want to play this and then we'll get out of here. That love a He is looking at us like

01:52:00 he's saying I want to go to bed. You're keeping my granny your face. Hang on. Hang on a second. Is this a good uh use of uh humanoid uh robots? Oh, you know what? Hang on a sec. Hang on. This can't involve uh we didn't we we have not played any animal videos. That is not an animal. That's a bird. You know what? I can't I can't play that animal. It It kills the audio for us and it pisses me off. No, no, no. You've got a Is that an Insta? No. Is that from IG? No, it's up from here. Just watch this

01:52:35 bird. Watch how it raises the water with the rock so it can drink. Those birds are smart as hell. Yeah, they are. Did you also know that birds are dinosaurs? Anyway, yeah, they're really smart. Did you magpies? Sorry, nobody can hear remember you for generations. If you piss one off, you're dead for the next hundred years. Magpies uh you say uh can remember you for generations. Yeah. The their offspring haven't they don't even know like they could have never seen you, but when they see you, they know you are you. Yeah.

01:53:09 It's insane because we have a lot of magpies here. Yeah. in Norway. And uh I never [  ] with those cuz I know they're going to be coming for me. I never [  ] with the Norwegian blackirds or mob. I'm not joking. And they like the mob for generations. Google it. Okay, I will. But I love how that And I can't play the video because you can't hear us commenting, but it just raises the the water until it can drink it. It uses the rocks. It's amazing. They're smart. Insanely amazing. Oh my gosh. smart as

01:53:42 pussycats. But why, Rebecca? Why were you talking about the birds in Norway? What's that have to What's Norway have to do with anything? Prrows and magpies are just as smart. Did you say prows? Prow. Oh, crow. Okay. So, I swear you said prows. Crow. Okay. They're And magpies are They're just as smart. Have you ever heard of that band that does that song Omaha Counting Crows? Yes. I love them. Uh, they open for the Monrovian magpies. Is that right? Hey, um, real quick where Rebecca is in Monrovia. Look at this. Why can't you

01:54:17 set fire to these Oreos? Look at that. What's that all about? I thought there was a punch line coming. Can you light my Oreo on fire? I don't know, but boy, it's killing me. Boy, that's that's edible. Um, look at the time. Is it already that time? Hold on. I want to play this robot. This is This seems like an actual practical use. for a robot here. Watch this. It's spraying pesticides. That's a new breast. That's a new breastfeeding robot. That's the uh prototype right there. That's a prototype. Okay, that's a prototype.

01:55:10 They got to turn down the pressure a little bit. I see. Uh let me uh read this to you real quick. Real quick and then I'll let you leave mercifully. Um crowds are good pets, says Dad Fred. Did you remember last week I I I hit you with the 1912 8th grade examination from Bullet County, Kentucky schools. Well, this time at your request, which was a wise one, I have the answers. And so now now you can know if you got it wrong or right. Probably not going to get it right. So let me just uh you want to do

01:55:43 some arithmetic here. Huh? I'm sorry. What? Write this down. Let's see your answers. Hold them up for the class. Write this down. Anything to write on here? I don't have any paper. Can I have some paper? Oh my gosh. I didn't bring any Am I got a piece of paper I can use? Call your parents. You did not say there was going to be a math b. I'm going to make you do a 1912 uh question. Every I am I am late from the new concert by Swedish blasphemy by the way. And I'm looking blasphemy. All right. You ready? Write this. Write this

01:56:19 down. Um 5,764 10,000. I'm just I'm reading I'm reading the test, kids. 5,764 10,000. Okay. So, 0.0005764. Okay. 5,764 10,000. Now, uh, let me write I'm going to write the answer cuz I just made some [  ] up. We're going to see. Hey, see you got it right. All right. I can't see your little writing there. Oh, like you're close. I am so Rebecca actually got it right. The WTF. Yep. No, it's uh 5764 according to the not the zero. Oh, see cuz Okay, that's gay. I gotta go. Oh, gay. Is it gay or [  ] It's gay. It's retardedly gay.

01:57:26 really trying to find the magpie joke and I can't and I can't remember it. It's trying to find my reason to be here. More than two magpies. It's murderer or something like that. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. It's a murder crown. All right. Hey, thanks so much kids for playing now. So, Brad, you're not going to be here next week and I'm gonna cry. No, you won't. Rebecca, have you seen on being here? Rebecc Norway into your head. So, we're going to do a Norwegian quiz next week. Oh, yeah. Look up a 1912 8th grade Norwegian test and then we'll

01:58:05 uh Yeah, we'll we'll do the questions here. That'll be fun. I'm gonna miss all the good [ __ ] So, so Brad, uh the daily mojo.com and uh how do you become like an insider? What what do you guys have? You go to the daily.com and you click on insider club and then you decide how much uh how much you love me. uh andor the Daily Mojo and how much you don't want us to go away because at any point in time I mean the whole thing could just go and that would suck and it would just it would suck. Although it would be

01:58:35 a great mystery though because I would like disappear and people would like what happened to him? Wasn't he somebody somewhere? Nope. Oh and then in two weeks and then uh Right. Exactly. And then it' be like Brad who and and follow him at real Brad Stags. And then tomorrow morning he'll be on at 10 a.m. Eastern. That'll be fun. Uh, Rebecca, you're at our Mr. Reagan. Uh, Mr. Reagan and And where else can people find you? Is that Is that the only place you want people? Yeah, that's Well, it's there. And if you're a Norwegian, you

01:59:06 can find me a document, obviously. Um, TV. Her address is 23557 Northwestern Avenue. Sugarland. Sugarland. Oh, sugar. So, if if if anybody missed the Thursday live stream yesterday, it's it's in the article pinned to the top here, as are all the episodes we've done. We do the audio hall of fame and you'll find it right there at the top. It's a finding. Yesterday, we talked about the death of Kurt Cobain. And real quick, let me just say that a week from yesterday, so the next week's Thursday deep dive, we're going to talk about how

01:59:39 the US Revolutionary War actually started. See, you think you know, but there's there now the rest of the story. If you want to watch something completely different, you can go to my pin post and you can find conservative conservative psychiatry there where we make fun of feminists. And let's see is our Mr. Regan on my Twitter if you go to my pinned posts like there there's an own its own section. I think. Scroll down or you can find it at uh psychobabble.com. There is a its own channel. Okay. Um cuz those are funny.

02:00:21 It's uh my friend Spear. She's a psychiatrist and we just dig at feminists. Nice. We did a special episode about all those people that started screaming when Trump won. That was fun. Good. Good. So, I know that the sun uh in Norway comes out for about five minutes every day. Uh Brad, is the sun about to set where you're at? Because it is. It's gonna get It gets really dark here when the sun does go down, so it's really kind of strange. I mean, very good. Hey, just the sun just went down. Have a fun Have a safe

02:00:52 weekend. And uh my goodness, you're I swear Tanner is so smart. He knows when I'm wrapping up. Like, do I sound the same every time? Okay. All right. Bye. All right. Thanks for hanging out, guys. Wash my puppets. Bye. Bye. Okay.